Well...after two of these
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And two of these
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I'm gonna drop some science on y'all after reading the whole shebang. Here's a few points I'd like to make known to the OP.
1. MASH is still the best show on television.
2. If you eat a bunch of deep dish pizza, have two gin and tonics, and two IPAs, you'll probably need some tums. Of course, your days of gluttony and boozing are done cuz you'll be working too much.
3. You've been inundated with comments stressing the level of scientific knowledge and practical field experience necessary to be proficient and profitable in this industry. I would like to stress the same but with an emphasis on safety for yourself, your crews, the homeowners, and all those close to a potential drop zone of a tree you may be felling in the future. Many of you know that I'm not a climber.
@swingdude can hate for a minute but I ain't mad at ya, yer too damn sexy. Also, I only fell those trees that I am personally confident and comfortable in safely doing the job. I'm an excellent pruner but, again, only tackle the jobs that I know I can handle. All of that said, I have a strong plant science background and over 20 years experience in arboriculture and I can assure you that you aren't there yet. I get calls, texts, emails, and messages here all the time regarding the care of trees and answer them to the best of my abilities based on my knowledge and experiences. I'm regarded, by at least some, as something of an expert in my field, particularly regarding preservation, selection, and pruning of trees amongst a few others.
Here's the thing.
I don't know fuckall about trees.
I am continually learning more and more each day about trees both by research and field experience about the behavior of trees and am genuinely suprised on many an occasion by them. To think that you can just jump into this and hire a contract climbing gangster is pure folly.
Let that sink in homie. Trees are dynamic and unpredictable things and the collective here on the Buzz will attest to it. How about from the standpoint of risk assessment for homeowners and tree workers? Is that black crud smeared raccoon crap or is it Kretzschmaria on that beech? Did you notice it? That's potential for disaster if you say the tree is fine or you send a climber up in it.
Think about it another way. We've brought in physicists, mathematicians, and engineers to trees and asked them to predict the likelyhood of failure of a given trees. Their response can be paraphrased something like "Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!"
We're talking about living and breathing organisms with irregular and mostly tapering cross sections with unknown variables and irregularities such as cracks and decayed voids, changing surface areas, soil conditions, wind and moisture changes, insect and pathogen activities... so on and so on, ad infinitum.... Now consider that each species of tree behaves differently.
To that point, the best experts regarding trees are in fact tree experts without question. And we're all still learning each day.
We ain't building cabinets.
I hope you hire some damn fine people.