How in sam hill....

This is why I want a trained monkey to set anchors/lines for me. I don't care if he wants a case of bananas a day, free beer or a blowup girl monkey... I'll buy it for him. Just climb the tree, little monkey, and set these anchors for me... pull up that rigging rope... thank you, little monkey, here's that bottle of fine Irish Whiskey you wanted.
 
JeffGu said:
This is why I want a trained monkey to set anchors/lines for me. I don't care if he wants a case of bananas a day, free beer or a blowup girl monkey... I'll buy it for him. Just climb the tree, little monkey, and set these anchors for me... pull up that rigging rope... thank you, little monkey, here's that bottle of fine Irish Whiskey you wanted.
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Pure genius my friend!! Great minds think alike. I have wanted a trained monkey for years.
 
I have thought about training a crow to take my throw line up for me. Maybe teach it to take it through the crotch where I point a laser pointer.
 
Anything is possible when you bring a stub into the equation. One time a stub tied a perfect clove hitch in the running end of my rope some 20' below me.
 
That's the problem with knots that are easy to tie... before long, the damn trees are learning them. Of course, if a tree learns to tie a hangman's noose in the tail end of my line, I'm going to consider it to be a hint and go easy with the saw.
 
I was retrieving my friction saver and it pulled out nice and easy, then fell about 10', did a whip around a branch and thats how it ended up. What the French Toast? I would blame it on me leaving the stub, but I dead wooded 18 big Ponderosas on a customers 4 acre lot in the mountains. I cant clear every old stub. :aburrido:
 
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