Hey friends!

[BigUglySquirrel]

In light of being inactive for quite some time, I figured it would be good to reintroduce myself..

Hi. My name’s Chris Lucas, from Ohio.

Thanks for letting me hang out, and I promise to be cool.

 

[JD3000]

Hello.

 

[JeffGu]

It just so happens that @JD3000 is also from Ohio. I believe he is a cryptozoologist, or possibly a loon, and he sells Unicorn milk and Fairy Berry Jello at the Farmers Market on the weekends.

So, my question is... are you currently, or have you ever been, confined to a mental institution for unsavory sex acts with a fictitious animal or imaginary friend with green skin and wearing a tutu? Or, is JD3000 just some rogue pervy and not typical of Ohio residents?

Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[islandarb]

Yolo Chris....ya big kahuna

 

[JD3000]

Avoid Nebraska. Malachi, Isaac, and the rest if the Children of the corn will soon have free reign of the place. They distract Gu with shiny things and nudy magazines...

 

[treebilly]

It just so happens that @JD3000 is also from Ohio. I believe he is a cryptozoologist, or possibly a loon, and he sells Unicorn milk and Fairy Berry Jello at the Farmers Market on the weekends.

So, my question is... are you currently, or have you ever been, confined to a mental institution for unsavory sex acts with a fictitious animal or imaginary friend with green skin and wearing a tutu? Or, is JD3000 just some rogue pervy and not typical of Ohio residents?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Pretty close to typical. Stay away jeffgu!! You might become infected or infatuated.

Good to have ya back Chris. Although I might not have been a member yet ( or completely forgot because of inebriation) I’m sure you will contribute well.

 

[Oroboros]

Hey.

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

Hello.[/QUO

It just so happens that @JD3000 is also from Ohio. I believe he is a cryptozoologist, or possibly a loon, and he sells Unicorn milk and Fairy Berry Jello at the Farmers Market on the weekends.

So, my question is... are you currently, or have you ever been, confined to a mental institution for unsavory sex acts with a fictitious animal or imaginary friend with green skin and wearing a tutu? Or, is JD3000 just some rogue pervy and not typical of Ohio residents?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Well.. Columbus is a wild place.
I was advised to burn the evidence...

Chris

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

Hey.

Hey there Orobrus! Stay safe!

Chris

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

Pretty close to typical. Stay away jeffgu!! You might become infected or infatuated.

Good to have ya back Chris. Although I might not have been a member yet ( or completely forgot because of inebriation) I’m sure you will contribute well.

Hey Treebilly!

I’m actually one of the early Arboristsite refugees from back in the early 2000’s, so I certainly understand “drunk posting” It’s good for the soul!

Thanks for having me around! Stay safe!


Chris

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

Yolo Chris....ya big kahuna

I’d know that swagger anywhere! Cheers Paul!!

Chris

 

[BigUglySquirrel]

Hello.

Thanks for the welcome! Hopefully it’s a little nicer up your way.. drizzly and dreary in Hamilton.

Stay safe!

Chris

 

[JD3000]

Nope, rain for 2 days.