heaviest climber

Oh you guys were serious? Thought you were all fooling around.

There's not even any snow yet and everyones got a stick up their butt! Sheesh!
 
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Oh you guys were serious? Thought you were all fooling around.


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I was fooling around. I cant tell when Cashmoney is serious or not. I don't care much either, I really? enjoy randomly placed question marks.
 
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Just don't have a heart attack!
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Ditto That!

Work smarter, and not harder and definitely not hurter the hearter!
 
Heaviest? Lol, I think my name says it all. Bit lighter now than I was when I was given the nickname 14 years ago, thankfully, but I still top 300 when dressed to ascend w/o saws. Was the summer between Frosh & Soph years in college, 2 buddies and I took off on a rock climbing road trip. Somewhere between Devils Lake State Park in WI and Yosemite the floorboard on my station wagon finished rusting through and my harness spent a good portion of the trip laying on top of the muffler.

At the climbing store, I was having trouble finding a harness that fit. The clerk(nice guy, wound up climbing with him later that week) called around to other stores, finally found me a Misty Mountain Cadillac big wall harness in XXL from a guy who asked "Sheesh, who are you trying to fit, a sumo wrestler?" Laughter ensued and a nickname was born.

I also got a kick out of the fact that a small portion of my climbing rack was rated at strengths lower than my weight. A couple micro-aid stoppers on my rack were rated at only 1.5kn, which works out to roughly 340 pounds force. I was already 10 lbs over that in harness, shoes and skivvies, let alone after tossing on a trad rack with 15+ lbs of protection.
 
ya tom ,, what event did you judge, i think id remember/// droping my iphone,, ,, BANJO? where did you land on the dry erase board on that day? BANJO ?
 
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ted?.. your/? dog///? looks? like/? a ?fag,?, its/? turning/? me ?on..

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Goofing around is one thing, talking crap about a man's dog, that's uncalled for. What's your problem?
 
Take it easy dudes I think Ted's mutt looks mighty fine he doesn't need the insult, pick on someone your own size. Remember dog is man's best friend, you might try getting one and taking him for walks just saying.
 
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Take it easy dudes I think Ted's mutt looks mighty fine he doesn't need the insult, pick on someone your own size. Remember dog is man's best friend, you might try getting one and taking him for walks just saying.

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Thanks swingdude, that's my point it's a cheap shot. I obviously care a lot about my dog, hence the avatar pic. Say anything you want about me but attack my dog and we got issues. Joking or not, when it comes to ball busting certain things are off limits, IE; dogs, politics, religion, Moms, and girlfriends or wives.
 
Yeah I agree wid ya pardner, if me didn't live in a condo I would have myself a cute fella like he. Yeah buzzers no pock shot's at banjo's hound ya hear me.
 
OOPS hope she ain't spaded, need more good looking mutts around. You ever seen one of these?
 

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90 ton crane climb 2/morrow 15 hardwoods,ive heard ,one set up or ten i dont know? havent met the operator or the owner yet,, but thats why they call me... i hope i dont drop a cell phone/.. i will admit the hour north in the morning is deflating but, i wont be thinking about it ./,/.,./.,//.....when im at THE BANANA MAKING IT RAIN<< /caberat.. maybe tens idont know where my pay check will end up?
 
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