Happy Hooker

Pelorus

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(Disclaimer: (trigger warning?) This thread title a crass and blatant attempt to catch the attention of JeffGu).

I am not as agile or sprightly as some of you gerbils. And I rarely have need or want of a pole saw doing removals on spurs. I do however really like having a lightweight pole with a hook to snag hangers, retrieve or extend climbing / rigging lines, etc. Especially useful for mid or tip tying rigging lines with steel biners.

I cobbled up this very lightweight pole a couple of weeks ago. The yellow fiberglass section cost me $1.00Canadian ($.65USA) at a Thrift Store. Slathered some epoxy glue in it and jammed it into the orange (Marvin?) Bottom section. Tight fit. The tip thingy is likewise screwed and epoxied into a dowel epoxied into the end of the yellow thing.

(If none of this makes sense to anybody, it is ok...I've been married a long time).

After several weeks of intermittent use and abuse,(of said hooker) I think I've got a winner here.
Ya, it will occasionally snag on something when you are climbing. Ya, it is another thing hanging in your saddle. But it works. And weighs next to nothing. And is positively robust compared to that car antenna piece of junk.IMG_20161123_190416390-1200x1600.webp IMG_20161123_190450938-1200x1600.webp IMG_20161123_190433639-1600x1200.webp
 
Well I never saw one except in the movies! Actually right after the Tijuana Toad cartoon at the drive in.
 
I must be in the wrong thread...

We made something similiar to help with getting up Christmas lights.


False advertising mofo....
 
[QUOTE="JD3000, post: 504128We made something similiar to help with getting up Christmas lights.

You tellin' me my idea isn't patent worthy?......devastated.[/QUOTE]
I'm working on one right now and going to patent it tomorrow if you don't bring it down here by 8:00 am tomorrow ! I thought it was going to be my Christmas present you've been talking about actually! Nice work. Dave
 
You must always grip your wallet with two hands when a hooker is involved.

...and if @JD3000 is in the room with you, and you drop your wallet... well, just kick it out the door and all the way to the car before you risk bending down to pick it up.

And is positively robust compared to that car antenna piece of junk.

...which makes it a winner in my book, too.

Feds got him. Finally.

They're too busy rounding up criminals for der Gropin'Fuhrer to add to his cabinet and staff.

happy hooker + stiff john = jeffgu

I only date hookers as part of a research project. I was trying to see if I can make a hormone. I found that not paying them works pretty good.

He should have succumbed by now.

The only thing I plan to succumb to this evening is this bottle of Captain Morgan.

...so we can have another patent infringement thread!

I was going to try to patent a mechanical device, but you deleted my only pic of the working model under test conditions, ya' bastard!

I do like the Happy Hooker device, though. I've always thought that there should be more hookers in the tree business. Or any other business, for that matter. Or, just hanging out in front of my house.
 

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