I need 48 pine trees cut down, they are all about 36" diameter, 135 feet tall, and over my house and next to 100kv transmission lines, oh and I have a fern garden underneath I don't want damaged. They are down a steep slope with no access. Ill let you keep the very valuable wood as payment.
Rofl, ah yes, "free" firewood. It's gotten to the point where it surprises me when I check out a Free Firewood link and the tree is down, let alone cut up.
Heck, I've even seen the free firewood advert where they want the taker to be insured as well.