Fight to the death

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Anyways, I heard that after the big fight 'EasyP and The Familytree' will be making an album of Simon & Garfunkel covers allowing them to break into the mainstream pop charts as a platform to preview their own material -

Is it just me or is Familytree (guy on the left) really stoned.........? Easy's performance is quality...watch out for Jesse Huffman's cameo at 1.40......

Easy P and The Familytree video demo

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That was freak'n hilarious.
 
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but that's when I realized I was cool all along.

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Spend a lot of time in make believe land when you were a kid?



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So far I've never been beaten up, and I plan on keeping my perfect record when I destroy easy.

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Spend a lot of time in make believe land as a punk 26 year old?




Look, I could have killed you this past weekend with the tainted mini-burgers. I didn't.


Not because I am a merciful person, I could care less about your miserable life. I am a twisted, sick, vengeful S.O.B., and I want this thing to drag out for a long time.


Maybe next weekend I will send my robot bees to go sting you on a job site. You won't suspect me, but my robot bees will have implanted all manner of high tech gear in your person, along with the requisite poison to make you think you were stung by regular bees, not robot bees.

This high tech gear will allow me to alter your moods, and make you have the crappiest Tuesday of your life, and you won't even know why you feel like such a turd, but I will.

I will be back in my lair, pushing buttons and laughing while eating Klondike bar after Klondike bar (the low fat ones, so I can eat two in one setting).

When the Klondike bar coma begins to set in, I will release the neurotoxins in the mini-poison grenades (also implanted by the robot bees), sending you on a magical mystery tour for about 8 hours, just long enough for you to get up to go to work, completely spun and all messed up. I don't care about your safety at all. This is a game to me.




I will destroy you, and it will not be in a traditional manner.



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I will be back in my liar, pushing buttons and laughing while eating Klondike bar after Klondike bar (the low fat ones, so I can eat two in one setting).


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Back in your liar?
 
I don't have any cassettes. I'm only regurgitating things that torture me regularly.

Where to go next? hmmm...

I had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you
 
[quoteWhat you do with your pubic hair is of no concern... unless you plan to trim it and donate it to Easy's cop mustache.[

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Blinky,

Thanks for the laugh...

well I was laughing until the mental picture popped into my head.
 
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I will be back in my liar, pushing buttons and laughing while eating Klondike bar after Klondike bar (the low fat ones, so I can eat two in one setting).


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Back in your liar?

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I changed it, thanks for pointing that out, professor!




SZ
 
OH! Just do it already!!!!
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After I posted that I had the feeling that I was poking a stick at a sleepin' BEAR! BUT I don't know IF I would be afraid of either one of 'em.

They might come up here and hang a lickin' on me, HA the jokes on them, they wouldn't be able to EVER go home UNLESS they had a passport! AND I can see 'em comin' from 7 miles away!!!!
 
"hey, is that michele j fox surfing on top of that box truck? Yeah it is, I wanna hang out with him and what nots. He's awesome, oh wait, oh no, it's not him it's ---------------------------" (dotted lines represent flat line cause your dead. That's how quick it happens.


Dead.



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Lacka Lacka Lacka Boooooooooooom!


I have to say, the teen wolf trick works every time on Canadians.


I've seen it before, so I would have already been disguised as your werewolf dad, and killed you in your sleep the night before your "big surfing the roof" scene.


SZ
 
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