Coffee Coffee Coffee

...'lest we forget who we are, what we did/didn't do...

@JD3000 has a system for dealing with that... he stops by the post office twice a week to look at all the pictures of him on the bulletin board, and to read the list of crimes underneath them.

I was once asked by the police to put my animal training skills to work teaching a bunch of farm animals to count. When I asked them why the hell anyone would want to do that, they told me the goats, sheep and pigs needed a way to pick Jason out of a police lineup... the members of which would be wearing placards with numbers on them.
 
And much like the dentist's office, I'm not allowed back at the Post Office anymore.

Something about a tank of nitrous and an intern, the details are still pretty fuzzy.
 
I'm surprised those girls don't get suspicious about you having a dentist's chair set up in the lobby of the Post Office.
Goats and blondes, eh?
 
So... already, today, I managed to forget where I set my coffee cup. Luckily, the Supreme Smartass suggested that I look next to the coffee maker. I mean, how silly is that? As though I'm going to miss something that obvious. Well, I found it...

CRS-mug.webp

I'm going to strangle that woman, some day. Just for the irony of it.
 
Here's a coffee making tip I got from Mom

I have a basic Mr Coffee type maker with a swing out basket for the filter. No matter how long the maker sits when I swing it open it drips on the counter making a mess

Mom suggested I go to the thrift store to buy a glass tray from the bottom of a microwave. Sturdy and it
Has a lip all around. It becomes a saucer under the coffee maker just like a saucer under coffee cups at fancy dinner

Now the counter stays cleaner
 
I've been keeping it on a folded up bath towel, lately. But, yeah... they all seem to be messy. I've had so many of them... I actually burn the things up in a fairly short time. I worry about that. Perhaps I'm drinking too much coffee.

Nah, that can't be it. It's gotta be the cheap, Chinese coffeemakers.
 
French press method here, very lil waste, plastic, metals, filters, etc. full flavour.
coffee cools quickly but they are now saying too much hot liquid is leading cause of esophageal cancer.
Lost my dad to this last year and it was very very bad. imagine not being able to eat or drink anything for months on end.
no water, no fried chicken, a good hamburger, cold beer absolutely nothing
 
Coffee equals sanity here! Four young kids at home and self employment drives me to about four large cups a day! No nicotine anymore also led me to more coffee. Strong, decent stuff only no toilet water aka (dunkin donuts!)
 
Well i think i am completely sold out on the french press it is awesome i think the best way to describe it is you are tasting and drinking the exact smell of the bean and that is awesome.

Love the process of making it and also as the guys joke at work the ambiance behind drinking coffee is just relaxing to me

Its the best so thankful for coffee lol.
 
Bell's Java stout and Founders Breakfast stout.

Sorry @colb ...it came back to Beer Beer Beer again...
I just picked up the founders breakfast chocolate coffee milk oatmeal etc. stout with the bib kid on the label. Wait, this thread is supposed to be about coffee... damn you!
 
3 or 4 cups? I thought we had coffee drinkers, here. 3 or 4 pots per day... minimum.
I know that you hipster connoisseurs prefer your Hickory Nut Raspberry Swirl Coconut Dickcheese Coffee freshly pressed by some device that looks like it was purchased at a 24-hour Adult Toy Store... but, over here on the po' side of town we've been known to drink the cursed Double D form of the poison. We even wash it down with rubbing alcohol, sometimes, when we're hanging out behind the dumpster at Casey's Stop 'N Rob.

DunkinDonuts.webp
 
3 or 4 cups? I thought we had coffee drinkers, here. 3 or 4 pots per day... minimum.
I know that you hipster connoisseurs prefer your Hickory Nut Raspberry Swirl Coconut Dickcheese Coffee freshly pressed by some device that looks like it was purchased at a 24-hour Adult Toy Store... but, over here on the po' side of town we've been known to drink the cursed Double D form of the poison. We even wash it down with rubbing alcohol, sometimes, when we're hanging out behind the dumpster at Casey's Stop 'N Rob.

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Jeff, you're not even grinding your beans?... a Porlex mini only costs $40. I stick my M18 Fuel hammer drill on it and, presto, I've got a $250 high torque low speed ceramic burr grinder. Then I forget it on my kitchen counter and use my Superhawg to drill cabling holes...
 

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