Climber=Alligator Bait

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Today was probably the most interesting day yet in my long and illustrious tree climbing career of 3, count them, 3 years.

One of our company's clients is the Tennessee Aquarium. If you're ever passing through East Tennessee - Chattanooga - it's worth a stop. (And holler at me and I'll buy you a beer). It has the world's largest freshwater aquarium.

Every few years, our company comes in and reduces the canopies of the trees they have inside that grow up into the wire netting spread throughout the glass roof, put there to keep the birds from flying into the glass?? Most of the trees can be climbed in the ordinary fashion.

But I got tapped for the "special mission," which involved climbing out into the tubular steel framework that supports the glass roof, cutting a hole in the bird wire netting, anchoring off the steel framework, and dropping down on top of a Freeman Maple to prune its crown back.

Why didn't we just climb it from the ground?

Because 50 feet or so below, at the base of the tree, was the home of a nesting mama alligator.

Before we went over to that section of the aquarium to prune that particular tree, I asked one of the curators how big the alligator was.

He said, "Not very big. 7 feet."

Maybe not big by alligator standards, but certainly big enough by this 125 lb. tree climber's standards.

Can't beat a little extra excitement in the everyday life of a hazardous profession...
 
Aww maaannn...I knew this would happen.

Well, you see...

I actually dropped the camera, and the alligator swallowed it whole before it hit the ground.

Which is why I don't have pictures.

And which is why I adjusted the facts to make the story more believable.

When in reality, the facts are that the alligator was 18 feet long, the Maple was 92 feet high and hollow, and there was a tornado going on outside causing the glass ceiling to rain down shattered glass on me while I was climbing.

So that's what really happened.

How do like them apples?
 
It's brutal here!

But not as bad as here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyzayhRXrcM&feature=related

Sooo...you did two trees? Wow..you da MAN!

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You're right, no alligators in Tennessee...except in aquariums.

Thanks for being a believer, Casey.

And yes, Blinky. 125 lbs. Certified. Pure, stainless STEEL.

I love the banter on treebuzz.

And by the way, here is a picture to prove it's all true.

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Great story. Pics would have been good none-the-less good stuff. Btw did you have a chainsaw handy?
 
No chainsaw. We could only use chainsaws before 9 am, when the aquarium opened its gates, and I was dangling over the alligator after lunch. (I felt like I was part of the exhibit to passing guests). When we did fire them up that morning, the acoustics of the massive room with the towering glass ceilings must have been enough to drive all the critters in there crazy. It was LOUD.

The reality is, though, that Paul Hogan doesn't need a chainsaw...
 
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Yup, without pics it didn't happen.

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I feel your pain, had an awesome horizontal traverse between two trees on a blown out top supported at the tip in a cherry and the butt on the GRCS off another tree. had to leap out to it then traverse the floater then free the tip and double crotch back with an inversion at 60 ft in the middle over the wood shed....groundsman snapping pictures all the way with my Olympus. Yeh Baby!

got home that night and pulled the 4 gig card and "OH S*%T" he had the camera set to 'view previously taken pictures' the whole time!

so outside of the HO, my partner, and a groundsman who saw it.....IT DOESNT EXIST its a story just like the tooth fairy
guess thats just the rules of the game. But for what it is worth I believe ya Dude
 

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