Beer Beer Beer.

Over here, on the poor side of town, nobody ever says, "It's Bruhilda's Stout Twat Sauce time!".... or, "Hey, let's get some Dingleberry's Turd Squeezin' Ale!"... we have convenience stores. They're convenient because they'll sell booze to staggering drunk schoolgirls and the doors are wide enough that even fat pigfarmers who are listing to starboard and wallowing like an old tuna boat can make it through the door and be back behind the wheel without having to sip wine from a glass that's smaller than a urine sample cup, or try to figure out what kind of horsemeat some Belgian brewmaster fermented to make a "beer" that tastes like something that leaked out of a carcass the rendering plant turned down.

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RopeShield said:
...cheezies...
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I'm a big fan of Cheezy Poofs in general... have preferred the Chester's for some time, now, but am always in search of a better cheese snack.

I haven't seen those here in the backwaters of Nebraska. But then, we have only recently aquired running water and flushable toilets. I'm not optimistic about them being available in this wasteland of backwards thinking and comtempt of progress.

Perhaps we can establish a black market for cheese snacks! I've never had much desire to become a drug lord, but a cheese lord... well, that sounds promising. Probably much lighter prison sentences in the event that the plan doesn't go well.

Maybe I can find an old icecream truck to sell them out of.
 
I'll need a new hat. Maybe something like the Pope wears. Only, with a little propeller on top, to keep all the stench of you lowly beer guzzlers off of me.
 
It's nice of them to brew an ale just for heretics and people with huge, golden statues of farm animals in their backyard. I've always thought that it was a neglected niche market.
 
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