balls and sliding "d's"

[Chum]

balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

Ever been up and secured and needing something in your left front jean's pocket?

With a Weaver Sliding 'D', I unbelted the left leg, fished-out a twist tie (X-mass ornament work), and tied her tight again. On descent I couldn't help but notice my gonads were securely fastened underneath the re-set leg strap which in itself isn't so awful, but I exacerbated the situation by braking my progress and dangled there with dangling participles in great compression compromise. Again, not too awful but to the psych of my innermost ego a terrible situation as seven people were monitoring my progress.

Thus I write with a deep chronic kidney bean pain and thankfully, have sired my offspring some years before.

Pride suffers more when we are watched.

 

[Kathy_Holzer]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

can't say i ever had that problem..

 

[NickfromWI]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

Okay, this post might get deleted by the moderators, but here goes nothing.....

I'm doing a training for people that are going to be working on a ropes/challenge course. I am teaching people how to belay. For some of the guys and girls it was their first time wearing a harness.

So this one girl get's the harness "weighted" for the first time as the person she is belaying fake-falls. As she is feeling the weight of holding the person she laments in a goofy buy irritated voice, "Ooh, I don't like how this feels." A guy from Texas responds, "Try on a pair and see how you like it" implying the pain that can be caused by having testicles and wearing a harness (in case you weren't sure what "pair" he was talking about). The girl quickly responds, "Try on a pair of labia and see how YOU like it."

That day I vowed never to comment that harnesses aren't as "painful" for girls.

love
nick

 

[Jarod]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

I would suggest not having anything in your front pockets. I've found that having car keys in my jeans pockets tend to dig into my thigh, especially with that Stihl bottle opener attached.

-Jarod

 

[Chum]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

I've carefully examined the episode (being somewhat motivated by pain) and deduced the problem originated by my selection of boxers, not briefs this morning.

Also will consider the addition of a hardware pouch next time I hang ornaments (gosh, that's full of puns, eh?)

 

[Zac]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

Welcome to Treebuzz J-rod and congratulations on your Student Society of Arboriculture presidency!
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Zac

 

[okietreedude1]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

boxers or briefs..........we have a guy that climbs for us that chooses niether of the above. I can't see how he does it.

 

[Jarod]

Re: balls and sliding \"d\'s\"

Thanks Zac...didn't think you would see me so soon.

-Jarod /forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Tom Dunlap]

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A number of years ago I came over to Point to help Tim with a climbing class. We had ropes set up in the trees in front of Old Main. For some reason the guys got saddled-up outside. The women got saddled inside and came walking out. As they were walking I noticed that they seemed to have an odd hitch in their step. They fidgeted with the leg straps. When we all gathered the women asked if the guys found the leg straps as uncomfortable. We all got a good chuckle. That was when I really realized that some companies haven't figured out how to make a comfy saddle. It got me to thinking that the designers didn't ever hang in the saddles.

At our company we have a dress code. Going commando is not allowed. I can't even imagine not wearing jockeys to keep things in order.

Wearing game vests works pretty well for doing Christmas decorations. Lots of pouch space where the birds belong.