All hail Arborditea

frashdog

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You know those near misses you figured maybe someone or something was looking out for you.

Well someone was, and her name is Arborditae.
She is the super sexy arbor goddess.
We'll allow our imagination to shape her form, oh yea.

She sits in the arbordom heavens looking over us daily in our quest for holy arborness.

Every day you need to look for that near miss you may have brushed of to luck or your sheer awesomeness, look up to her and give thanks and praise for the lesson you've learned in turn to reflect upon how you will avoid the situation that led to your near demise, for one day she may let your seemingly invincible ego have the best of you.

If you listen for her she may even speak a warning to you as you are about to do something.

My story: One day while cranking the grcs as the climber made his cut on a 10'x8" chunk of sugar we were standing up. Some thing (the cue) told me to move away. I did and wouldn't you know it 3 seconds later when climber finished his cut the piece rotated and wedged in a crotch so perfect it allowed the rope to loosen and slip off the wood and drop right were I was standing. The name Arborditae came to me then.

Since then I have attempted to listen and learn from her, alas I am only a self absorbed forgetful human.
Please forgive me and watch over me you super sexy arbor goddess, Arborditae.
 
I was working with the power company the other day dropping a service line. I was standing at the bottom of the power pole tieing up the cable wire and all of a sudden I thought I should move over a couple feet not 2 sec. Later a big battery (the lineman use to crimp wires togeather) came falling out of his bucket 30 ft. Up and landed right were I was bent over.
So thanks Arborditea for the heads up
 
Are you sure that wasn't Electroditea with all those cables and battery's.
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Don't make up a false name.

Call him Lord God, or God, or Jehovah.

Matt and I just got saved on a bad storm damage job, I've just been waiting for the available time to post.

15 or 20 minutes later and I probably would have been dead.
 
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Don't make up a false name.

Call him Lord God, or God, or Jehovah.


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Sorry don't believe in those beings.
Especially if it has a gender.
But it's ok if you believe in santaclause too.
Beauty of freedom of whatever man.

Hey if those catholic drug gangs south of the border get to make up the narcosaint, (grimreaper looking thing?)
I can make up a hot goddess to look over me.
 
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Hey if those catholic drug gangs south of the border get to make up the narcosaint, (grimreaper looking thing?)
I can make up a hot goddess to look over me.

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Oh? because they are right in what they are doing?

Hey Tom, Frashdog started it.
 
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Hey if those catholic drug gangs south of the border get to make up the narcosaint, (grimreaper looking thing?)
I can make up a hot goddess to look over me.

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Oh? because they are right in what they are doing?

Hey Tom, Frashdog started it.

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Who am I to judge what catholics or anyone else believes in?
I just do to others what I want them to do to me.

All I know is I just need a cool sexy arbor goddess tatoo now and I'm all set.
Any artists out there? Gotta be way curvy.

Wait, maybe a shrine out front by the road so others can come and pay re$pect$ for her continued protection. Up here we bury bath tubs in the lawn and shove false idols like virgin mary's in them anyways, why not an Arborditea.

Maybe a bobble head Arborditea on my dash too.
To keep me from driving into a tree of course.
 
Back on track!

I was called by the local city to come and look and figure out a way to remove a large willow hanging over a canal, and we made an agreement that I would call back and make an apointment.

I called back on Thursday, but the person in charge was bussy all day, so we made an apointment the next day. A few hours later the lady called back, and told me the tree had fallen down during the storm in the night.

I havn't seen the tree, so i don't know if I, would ever concider climbing or rigging in it, but now I'm at least safe and sound in my couch with my morning coffe and laptop.
 

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