A Festivus for the Rest of Us
- Thread starter JD3000
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cerviarborist
Very stable member
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- Florida, USA
Sometimes, things just work out.
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
Nice puppy. Hope that fugger eats cats.
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
Damn. Screw the turkey, that right there is what I'm talkin' about.
treebilly
Branched out member
- Location
- N. Lawrence
Got leftovers? Prime rib and beer for breakfast tomorrow JD? I’ll be at Mohican state park. Just bring it by the lodge
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
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- Osceola, Nebraska
I'm heating up a couple of those 10 for $4 cheapass Bag O' Burritos from the frozen crap department at Wally World. Excuse me, while I hang myself.
Oh, wait... the inlaws are having us over for dinner tomorrow. I better put that off, on the slim chance that it's edible. Of course, if the step-mother-in-law is having her whacko, vegan relatives over and there's tofu involved... well, I'm thinking a mass killing and then hang myself. Sheesh, I should just stay home and drink.
Oh, wait... the inlaws are having us over for dinner tomorrow. I better put that off, on the slim chance that it's edible. Of course, if the step-mother-in-law is having her whacko, vegan relatives over and there's tofu involved... well, I'm thinking a mass killing and then hang myself. Sheesh, I should just stay home and drink.
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
Got my Xmas cards all printed up...
Yeah, same as last year's cards... but, a guy hates to break from tradition during these touchy-feely holidays like Xmas, Valentine's Day and Talk Like A Pirate Day.
This year, I think I'm just going to give gift certificates... from like, Starbucks, Walmart, Abigail's Abortion Clinic, Chester & Sons Mortuary, and the local adult book store.
Yeah, same as last year's cards... but, a guy hates to break from tradition during these touchy-feely holidays like Xmas, Valentine's Day and Talk Like A Pirate Day.
This year, I think I'm just going to give gift certificates... from like, Starbucks, Walmart, Abigail's Abortion Clinic, Chester & Sons Mortuary, and the local adult book store.
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
I feel special. I feel pretty. I feel like dancing!
No, really... you didn't get me that Lamborghini Aventador that I wanted?
No, really... you didn't get me that Lamborghini Aventador that I wanted?
