A Festivus for the Rest of Us

[rico]

Feats of Strength, Feats of Strength!.

 

[JD3000]

Great... I'm Russian... to see The Last Jedi at nooooon!

If I get hung up in airport security - ever - I'm blaming you, @JD3000 , whom, I might add, dresses in women's clothing and hangs around in bas.

Yeah but...tell I'm not workin it just right???

Plus this gives me way more time than that Treekin thing I tried out. You trying being an oak tree for several hours at a time.
Booooooring.

 

[JD3000]

Feats of Strength, Feats of Strength!.

Rico!!! Wrestler yer fatha!

 

[JD3000]

@RopeShield ...psycho. Also Canadian.

 

[rico]

Rico!!! Wrestler yer fatha!View attachment 48521

I did, but alas he was no match for my speedo fueled super-powers. I'm outta my mind on Red Breast Irish Whiskey ( non of that protestant crap for me thank you) and takin' all comers. Who's feelin' lucky, punks!

 

[JD3000]

THAT'S the Festivus Spirit!

Now make yourself useful and fetch me my stogies Clark.

 

[JD3000]

Celebrating Festivus in 5 easy steps

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/23/living/festivus-how-to-celebrate-trnd/index.html

 

[cerviarborist]

I managed to carry all the groceries inside today in one trip. A Festivus Miracle!!!!!!

 

[JD3000]

@cerviarborist ...shares a sad lonely meal with his 47 cats consisting of bargin brand tuna straight from the can.

 

[JD3000]

I went Christmas shopping today and didn't freak out amongst the barbarian hordes.
Festivus Miracle!

 

[cerviarborist]

@cerviarborist ...shares a sad lonely meal with his 47 cats consisting of bargin brand tuna straight from the can.

Actually 5 rescue cats (Black toms naturally) 2 English Bullmastiffs and a lab mix rescue. An African Grey parrot and about 200k honeybees. Meals with my critters are never sad....and certainly not lonely.

 

[oldoakman]

This Christmas season, BE SOMEBODY.
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@oldoakman ...also eats puppies and kittens. Canadian.

where do you get Canadian?? I would be considered a Steelers fan though.

 

[JD3000]

IDK, just goofing.

Notice the puppies and kittens part doesn't bother him huh folks?

I have far more respect for the Steelers organization than the clown shoes dumpster fire that's been burning up by lake Erie.

 

[JD3000]

 

[JD3000]

 

[JD3000]

 

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[colb]

Yeah but...tell I'm not workin it just right???
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Plus this gives me way more time than that Treekin thing I tried out. You trying being an oak tree for several hours at a time.
Booooooring.

The pictured getup of yours is, admittedly, a much quicker fix than the alternative, princess liah. Attractive chest harness for tending slack, too - plus one, for attention to function.

 

[oldoakman]

IDK, just goofing.

Notice the puppies and kittens part doesn't bother him huh folks?

I have far more respect for the Steelers organization than the clown shoes dumpster fire that's been burning up by lake Erie.

I trust that most readers will realize and consider the source re puppies and kittens, but they may believe you re the Canadian comment. And while I have the highest respect for our northern neighbors, I am not one. Merry Christmas and Happy Boxing Day.

 

[JD3000]

Merry merry indeed.