10th annual Fall Climb in NC 2009

I use deoderant, try to not borrow money, and I know how to untie knots and fuel saws. I just can't drag as fast as some big burley guys. But I am great at raking; and I haven't lost any appendages in the chipper yet.
 
1 Week from the day!

Spoke with Rich Hattier, and AnchorBridge Ropeworks will be the primary sponsor of the Fall Climb with a donation of 5 tree boats for use during the weekend!


Thanks Rich!


SZ
 
Why no, you haven't told me anything like that lately. I appreciate the kind words.

You get a Tree Boat.


Friday night you, me, big hig, and Smells are all staying in tree boats in the front yard. First one to fall to the ground loses.



SZ
 
UPDATES:


1. There will be NC Pork BBQ, Mountains of Chili (my award winning chili), and Meatballs (courtesy of Mrs. Mo-Rice) to tempt your taste buds. If you are a vegetarian, you are S.O.L.

2. There will be a licensed massage therapist on site during Saturday, and besides climbing with us, she will have a massage chair to give 10 minute massages (for a nominal fee of course).

3. The weather looks like it is going to cooperate with us this year. Current forecast for Mt. Pleasure Island, NC this weekend is partly sunny with highs in the mid 60s during the day, and lows in the high 40s at night.

4. Familytree has fallen for my trap and will actually drive down to the Carolinas to face his doom. For those in attendance, be sure to pack your camcorders as a video of me ripping out Familytree's spleen though his mouth will garner hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars on the internet.

5. One of the pots of chili will be madman hot and spicy, and the other one will just be the bomb.

6. Those wishing to touch my baby in any way shape or form must first wash their hands with warm water and plenty of soap. After your hands are washed and dried using an approved drying method, I will evaluate your motives for wanting to touch my baby and dispense with the permissions as I deem reasonable.

7. Activities for the Saturday include, but are not limited to: Tree Climbing, Throwball Golf, the Rope Swing that will change your life, zip line, kids climb, firelogs in the evening, safety meetings, and of course, beer drinking (wine for the ladies and girly-men)and it's BYOB for shizzle.

8. There is a horsehoe pit if anyone is interested in seeing me throw a double ringer time after time after time.

9. No fatties. Just kidding, Fatties need loving too. They just have to pay for it. Why, just last week I was out of pocket $32!

10. I had no idea I would get to a number ten.



SZ
 
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How come Scotty gets anything he wants and I have to Schlep 14 year kid all the way to Charlotte?


Don't answer that.

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Will you quit whining old man


HEY ALL - I may have a Surprise to share.

Scotty - are you ready?

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You might have a surprise, you might at that. Missed you in Tallahassee. Wish I could be with you all this weekend.


Get pic's please


Scotty
 
AH - I Do have a surprise

Sorry about missing tallahassee but the drive home was 10 hours as it was and would have arrived at camp time.

WE are packing and will be camping in the woods at the casa.

Scotty, that big wet one would be funny to watch, sorry you are missing your first chance at that - maybe at the geezers.
 
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