Fu*%face Von Clownstick

From James Tabeek on Facebook:

UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Grass is green.

TRUMP: *tweets* Grass iz purpil.

EVERYONE WHO HAS EYES: Is he saying that grass is purple? Um, no it’s not. It’s green.

FOX NEWS: Grass is purple.
CNN: Breaking news: New debate rages about whether grass is green or purple.
EVERYONE: I’m sorry, what? Grass is green. There’s no debate.
CNN: Well we have to be fair and legitimize both sides.
EVERYONE: Grass is green. There is no other side.
TRUMP: *addresses news media on White House lawn*
REPORTER: What about the green grass that you’re literally standing on?
TRUMP: You’re very rude. The fake news media is very unfair to me!
TRUMP BASE: *chanting* Grass is purple! Grass is purple!
KELLYANNE: The democrats are trying to shove green grass down your throats because they’re all SOCIALISTS.
RUSSIAN TROLL ONLINE: Hillary Clinton has child slaves underneath a pizza parlor in Queens stealing everyone’s purple grass and painting it green.
TRUMP: *retweets Russian troll*
NEWS MEDIA: *legitimizes retweet by airing footage of it all day*
TUCKER: The Democrats are coming for your grass! 2nd amendment!!!
JIM JORDAN: *screaming* THEY HAVE NO PROOF WHATSOEVER THAT GRASS IS GREEN! NONE!
SCIENTISTS: Um, actually, we have irrefutable scientific proo...
JIM JORDAN: *screaming louder than all the scientists* NONE!!
HANNITY: Anybody that tells you grass is green is part of the deep state.
YOU: But grass IS green.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER AT THANKSGIVING DINNER: Are you part of the deep stage?
YOUR COUSIN IN PENSACOLA: *posts Breitbart meme on Facebook of cartoon frog smoking purple grass*
TRUMP: *tweets* Deep state! Socialists! 2nd amendment! I saw green grass the other day but it was artificial turf! That’s proof that all green grass is FAKE!
NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE: Grass still green.
NOBODY: *reads newspapers*
RNC: *already mass producing purple hats with clever 2020 re-election slogan all made in China*
CHINA: *laughing in Chinese* Americans are assholes.
BARR: The report states that Trump is totally exonerated.
EVERYONE: There is no report.
LANDSCAPER IN INDIANA: It’s against my religious beliefs to plant green grass.
TRUMP: *already onto the next scandal*
EVERYONE: Oh for fucks sake. Sure. Grass is purple. This is too fucking exhausting. Who cares anymore.
UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Grass is now both green and purple at the exact same time.
PLANET EARTH: *heats up to the point where grass no longer exists*
 
Tom Dunlap said:
From James Tabeek on Facebook:

UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Grass is green.

TRUMP: *tweets* Grass iz purpil.

EVERYONE WHO HAS EYES: Is he saying that grass is purple? Um, no it’s not. It’s green.

FOX NEWS: Grass is purple.
CNN: Breaking news: New debate rages about whether grass is green or purple.
EVERYONE: I’m sorry, what? Grass is green. There’s no debate.
CNN: Well we have to be fair and legitimize both sides.
EVERYONE: Grass is green. There is no other side.
TRUMP: *addresses news media on White House lawn*
REPORTER: What about the green grass that you’re literally standing on?
TRUMP: You’re very rude. The fake news media is very unfair to me!
TRUMP BASE: *chanting* Grass is purple! Grass is purple!
KELLYANNE: The democrats are trying to shove green grass down your throats because they’re all SOCIALISTS.
RUSSIAN TROLL ONLINE: Hillary Clinton has child slaves underneath a pizza parlor in Queens stealing everyone’s purple grass and painting it green.
TRUMP: *retweets Russian troll*
NEWS MEDIA: *legitimizes retweet by airing footage of it all day*
TUCKER: The Democrats are coming for your grass! 2nd amendment!!!
JIM JORDAN: *screaming* THEY HAVE NO PROOF WHATSOEVER THAT GRASS IS GREEN! NONE!
SCIENTISTS: Um, actually, we have irrefutable scientific proo...
JIM JORDAN: *screaming louder than all the scientists* NONE!!
HANNITY: Anybody that tells you grass is green is part of the deep state.
YOU: But grass IS green.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER AT THANKSGIVING DINNER: Are you part of the deep stage?
YOUR COUSIN IN PENSACOLA: *posts Breitbart meme on Facebook of cartoon frog smoking purple grass*
TRUMP: *tweets* Deep state! Socialists! 2nd amendment! I saw green grass the other day but it was artificial turf! That’s proof that all green grass is FAKE!
NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE: Grass still green.
NOBODY: *reads newspapers*
RNC: *already mass producing purple hats with clever 2020 re-election slogan all made in China*
CHINA: *laughing in Chinese* Americans are assholes.
BARR: The report states that Trump is totally exonerated.
EVERYONE: There is no report.
LANDSCAPER IN INDIANA: It’s against my religious beliefs to plant green grass.
TRUMP: *already onto the next scandal*
EVERYONE: Oh for fucks sake. Sure. Grass is purple. This is too fucking exhausting. Who cares anymore.
UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Grass is now both green and purple at the exact same time.
PLANET EARTH: *heats up to the point where grass no longer exists*
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Brilliant!
 
I really wanted to open a Twitter account, DavidNunes'Cow'sFartGas or something... and post things like, "I will warm your globe!" and "I will make your entire state smell like cow ass!" and other highly intellectual, thought provoking content. I really did. But, I'd have to actually log into it on occasion, and probably read stuff on Twitter. That is almost as appealing as having David Nunes' cow puke in your Cheerios.

Luckily, there are lots of people on Twitter incessantly bombarding David Nunes with comments pointing out how utterly stupid and ridiculous he is... so, my input would only be another drop in the flood of insults.

Besides, it is apparent that I would be immediately sued by David Nunes, since he will sue anything and anybody that might not really be his cow or his mother. All he seems to be able to do, though, is attract even more insults to his (lack of) intelligence.

David Nunes will sue an imaginary cow! (link)
 
The last time I checked Trump lost by 3,000,000 votes in 2016 so we didn't really vote him in if were being honest here. The fucking clownstick couldn't manage to get more votes than Hillary Clinton, even with Russia helping him. Hillary fuckin Clinton for gawd sakes. With Ukraine officially off the table who do reckon is gonna step up and assist Trump in 2020? Russia is a given. You think Saudi Arabia, Turkey, North Korea, or some other autocratically run country will step up and fill the void Ukraine has left?

Even if he once again gets some foreign assistance its gonna be tough to hide the big old Impeachment banner which WILL be hanging around his neck. Its also gonna be tough to point to any real accomplishments during his first term. The wall? Nope. Mexico paying for it? Nope. Healthcare? Nope. Infrastructure? Nope. Middle class tax cut? Nope. Removing the nuclear threat from both North Korea and Iran? Nope. 1.9% GDP and 70% of Americans stating that they are economically no better off or worse off then they were 4 yrs ago kinda flys in the face of Trump's "greatest economy in history" nonsense. Then there is Donalds pissing match with China which is destroying the American farmer. I'll bet the coal miners down in West Virginia and Kentucky are wondering exactly when Trump is gonna bring back the coal industry, as he promised. Donald Trump also promised to eliminate the debt in 8 years. Instead, he plans to add $9 trillion, raising it to $29 trillion. He better hurry the fuck up if he is gonna keep this insane promise.

So yea, fuck Trump in 2020. America, our constitution, our rule of law, our way of life, and possible the planet will not survive another 4 years of this ignorant aspiring dictator..
 
rico said:
The last time I checked Trump lost by 3,000,000 votes in 2016 so we didn't really vote him in if were being honest here. The fucking clownstick couldn't manage to get more votes than Hillary Clinton, even with Russia helping him. Hillary fuckin Clinton for gawd sakes. With Ukraine officially off the table who do reckon is gonna step up and assist Trump in 2020? Russia is a given. You think Saudi Arabia, Turkey, North Korea, or some other autocratically run country will step up and fill the void Ukraine has left?

Even if he once again gets some foreign assistance its gonna be tough to hide the big old Impeachment banner which WILL be hanging around his neck. Its also gonna be tough to point to any real accomplishments during his first term. The wall? Nope. Mexico paying for it? Nope. Healthcare? Nope. Infrastructure? Nope. Middle class tax cut? Nope. Removing the nuclear threat from both North Korea and Iran? Nope. 1.9% GDP and 70% of Americans stating that they are economically no better off or worse off then they were 4 yrs ago kinda flys in the face of Trump's "greatest economy in history" nonsense. Then there is Donalds pissing match with China which is destroying the American farmer. I'll bet the coal miners down in West Virginia and Kentucky are wondering exactly when Trump is gonna bring back the coal industry, as he promised. Donald Trump also promised to eliminate the debt in 8 years. Instead, he plans to add $9 trillion, raising it to $29 trillion. He better hurry the fuck up if he is gonna keep this insane promise.

So yea, fuck Trump in 2020. America, our constitution, our rule of law, our way of life, and possible the planet will not survive another 4 years of this ignorant aspiring dictator..
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But you're kidding yourself thinking something's not fundamentally rotten in the DNC's full on assault against Bernie, that I just sent 27 bucks to when I heard Obummer didn't approve of him.

Jemco
 
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But you're kidding yourself thinking something's not fundamentally rotten in the DNC's full on assault against Bernie, that I just sent 27 bucks to when I heard Obummer didn't approve of him.

Jemco
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Oh there is something fundementally rotten with our entire political process. It's called money. Get it out of our politics and we would have a much better nation run by much better people.

Trump is simply something our founding fathers were not fully prepared for. I think they believed that we as a nation would never be as ignorant as to elect such a deeply flawed and corrupt individual for president. "Grab em' by the pussies" would have ended anyones chances of becoming president, but nope. Apparently there is no low too low for a Trumpster.... Something I will never understand....
 
I'd respectfully disagree bro, and posit that trump was precisely what our founding fathers were thinking of when they put the impeachment clauses into our constitution so presciently.

Jemco
 
Jemco said:
I'd respectfully disagree bro, and posit that trump was precisely what our founding fathers were thinking of when they put the impeachment clauses into our constitution so presciently.

Jemco
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The problem is that Trump will undoubtedly be impeached by congress, but will not be found guilty during the trial in the Senate. This means he will remain in office and be allowed to run for another term in 2020. A man who has been rightfully impeached by the US House of Representatives for attempting to cheat in the 2020 election will somehow be allowed to remain in the race. The system fails plain and simple, so yea I would say that our founding fathers were not fully prepared for the special kind of evil and corrupt that Trump offers. Look what the man has single handedly done to the republican/conservative/evangelical side of the isle for gawd sakes. I will be gobsmacked if we see anymore than a few very brave republicans stand up for our constitution and state that our president soliciting a foreign government to help him win election is the very definition of an impeachable offense.

Now it falls into the hands of the American electorate to deal with the fact that our president is essentially above the law....I fucking pray for us...
 
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Jemco said:
Took two years to exnay nixon with considerably less factual evidence.

Jemco
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TOTALLY different political climate we live in now. Nixon had followers and supporters who were still respectful of the Constitution and social/political norms. The trainwreck administration that occupies the White House has a cult following that seems to prefer to have us live in Jonestown than Georgetown. No kool aid for me.
 
Tom Dunlap said:
TOTALLY different political climate we live in now. Nixon had followers and supporters who were still respectful of the Constitution and social/political norms. The trainwreck administration that occupies the White House has a cult following that seems to prefer to have us live in Jonestown than Georgetown. No kool aid for me.
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Took the words right out of my mouth Tom! I was literally writing the words cult, kool aid, and Jonestown when this popped up...
 
https://www.npr.org/2019/12/02/7842...-guilty-to-campaign-finance-charge-may-resign

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...leads-guilty-insider-trading-charges-n1060811

2 heavily indicted GOP congressmen where overwhelmingly re-elected to the House by their heavily republican electorate in 2018. Since then both have pleaded guilty and are most likely headed for prison, where they fucking belong.

Its no wonder that this same ignorant, uniformed/misinformed electorate is in full support of our lawless president...
 
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