Fu*%face Von Clownstick

Well, while Cheeto Von Tweeto rants and rails on the Twitter Machine, foaming at the mouth and threatening to execute people, Pompous Pompeo has decided to investigate... Hillary's E-mails!
Apparently, he didn't get the memo explaining that a multitude of such investigations and millions of taxpayer dollars were unable to find any bad hombres they could lynch. So, we're back to the original GOP master plan...

"But... but... what about Hillary's e-mails???"

The Trump Train rolls on... with Hairplug Hitler at the controls, Guilliano Jellyspine as the conductor, Billy Barr-acuda blocking the tracks, and Pompous Pompeo back at the train station reading Hillary's e-mails and plotting Civil War II with the help of Moscow Mitch McCornhole.

No matter how many wolf tickets Trumpy Treasonweasle tries to sell, this train isn't going to see any light at the end of the tunnel. It's on a collision course with reality.

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That thing is hand-written on recycled, well used toilet paper by a couple of highschool dropouts. If it isn't about corn, soybeans or farm subsidies, they ain't gonna publish shit.
If you could come up with shit like that last post a few times a week I'll bet you could find a market for it. Good stuff..
 
Well, while Cheeto Von Tweeto rants and rails on the Twitter Machine, foaming at the mouth and threatening to execute people, Pompous Pompeo has decided to investigate... Hillary's E-mails!
Apparently, he didn't get the memo explaining that a multitude of such investigations and millions of taxpayer dollars were unable to find any bad hombres they could lynch. So, we're back to the original GOP master plan...

"But... but... what about Hillary's e-mails???"

The Trump Train rolls on... with Hairplug Hitler at the controls, Guilliano Jellyspine as the conductor, Billy Barr-acuda blocking the tracks, and Pompous Pompeo back at the train station reading Hillary's e-mails and plotting Civil War II with the help of Moscow Mitch McCornhole.

No matter how many wolf tickets Trumpy Treasonweasle tries to sell, this train isn't going to see any light at the end of the tunnel. It's on a collision course with reality.

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cheeto von tweeto, off the chain. Damn funniest shit I ve heard. Truly talented you are
 

Senior judicial analyst at Fox says Trump is impeachable on at least three counts. I think it is time for lots of Republican rats to start deciding if they want to ride the ship down or jump. There are a LOT of swing voters in this country, people who easily vote either party, and Trump's own big mouth and monstrous ego are increasingly sinking the GOP's future. It will be good riddance.
 
Seems like the 25th amendment's the fastest most efficient remedy.

It's blatantly obvious DJT's stark raving mad, and an imminent threat to our Natnl security.

Even the RNC's 125 million war chest's not gonna save em.

They're better off supporting Weld or Kasich at this point.

A truly embarrassing moment in history to be an American......

Jemco
 

Senior judicial analyst at Fox says Trump is impeachable on at least three counts. I think it is time for lots of Republican rats to start deciding if they want to ride the ship down or jump. There are a LOT of swing voters in this country, people who easily vote either party, and Trump's own big mouth and monstrous ego are increasingly sinking the GOP's future. It will be good riddance.
Well, when you put it like that I say let the GOP rats go down with the ship. Fuck em'. Without them we might actually have a better tomorrow?
 
No matter what you think of Pooty-Poot, the guy isn't stupid. His little joke regarding Russia's involvement with the 2020 election may have offended people, but it wasn't anything that will make him less popular back at home. His other comments were much more insightful:

Putin said he would not mind if his phone calls with Trump were published and that, because of his intelligence background, he always assumed that his words could potentially be published whenever he speaks.

"I haven't done the work I do now my entire life and my previous experience taught me that any conversation can be published," Putin, who once worked for the KGB, said.


So, there's a message in there for everyone... and a really obvious one for Napoleon Bonespurs. Vlad doesn't spew out ridiculous drivel, or say anything that might be an obvious admission of criminal activities or complicity in anything that could affect his position within Russia. He didn't get where he is by being a complete idiot.

Orange Julius Caesar, on the other hand, seems to be incapable of saying anything that isn't mindless blabbering and stupidity. Ranting and raving about goofball conspiracies and looking for confessions and secret plots of high crimes in foreign countries, calling anyone who isn't a racist hillbilly horrible names on Twitter, proclaiming himself to be a genius while denegrating everyone else to the status of idiot is not only unbecoming of a leader, it's about as immature and sophomoric as you can get.

I'm glad that we have a president who believes he is worth so much, has such great gifts, and is making huge contributions towards the betterment of mankind. I'm also glad that only the worst dregs of society, from the very shallowest end of the gene pool, agree with him. It means there is still hope.
 
Have you seen the video of the kids stemming up the pillar fence? They get to the top in less than fifteen seconds. Those pillars would make perfect ladder rails. Cut up some pallet wood a little longer than the gap and wedge them in. Easy ladder to the top
 

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