Beer Beer Beer.

It worries me that you do so much drinking, so close to the gas stove.
What's up with that?
Feeling suicidal, but too lazy to walk very far to do it?

Enquiring minds want to know, Jason.
 
Well aren't you in a mood? I'll go ahead and assume that the bills for all your various side projects and hobbies have started to come in again. Either that or that albino Albanian loan shark is given you the blues again. That hairless white bastard is a handful ain't he? Good grief, glad I'm not dealing with that SOB anymore. Of course, I also don't take out high interest loans from Eurotrash psychos to buy kimono dragon extract, Wonder Johnson pills, Volume 4 of How to Train a Hoe, and life size replicas of the Hellraiser Cenobites. You should get back to a less expensive hobby such as when you had the cult that worhiped that old ATM machine in the backyard that you scratched runes into. Simpler times, simpler times.
 
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Oh, so it had more to do with Johnny Law than it did the buy out. Makes sense. The prospect of prison time has always been a good motivator for me. Makes me appreciate a nocturnal lifestlye and a flare for disguises. I was dead for 3 years, just for tax purposes. Sneaked across the border into Canada, disguised as a ficus tree. Wore a gorilla costume for months... and still ended up behind bars. Took me nearly a week to break out of that damn zoo.
 
Yeah all them free bananas musta been tough to let go of. Probably takes a while to get used to shitting where you eat although it was probably for the best in the long run huh?

Still miss Nica? I would imagine you do. She was the most popular gorilla at the Toronta zoo if I recall correctly. She was known worldwide for being a particularly doting mother to her many broods of remarkably ugly babies that had a predilection for finger painting with their own feces on the exhibit windows. I personally found them and their routine to be rather revolting but then again, I'm not particularly fond of primates except for the mostly hairless varieties.
 
JD3000 said:
...except for the mostly hairless varieties.
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I was unaware that any such animals lived in Ohio or Canada. But then, I'm no wildlife biologist. I just assumed everything bipedal living in those remote regions was either a Sasquatch or a chicken. But I was basing that entirely on what I've seen in logging camps and the bars in downtown Cincinnati.

I think I might take a run down to Texas, this spring. Hang out on 6th Street in Austin, the River Walk in San Antonio... rest up in their drunk tanks for a couple days, before heading back. I need a break from this crap weather.
 
Do you have a subscription to a beer club?

The most exotic thing to be found locally, here, is Busch Light when the Stop 'N Rob puts it on sale. I gotta drive 30+ miles to get anything that isn't watered down horse piss with a dash of alcohol.
 
We have a great beer culture here. Grocery stores carry 200+ but the smaller beer and wine stores are even better.
 
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...great beer culture here...
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I just thought the place was full of drunks. So, there's a euphamism for that. Or, another explanation. Whatever.
It looks as though I might have to explore more of the cultural heritage, if I make it up that way, again.
Or better yet, find a tour guide that's familiar with the seedier, dodgy side of town. I'll call, first, to make sure you can free up some time.
 
Truth be told...I'm far more likely to frequent the joints where my feet don't stick to the floor and they can get the temperature right on my steak these days.

They tend to have better booze too.
 
Wait... you can afford steak AND beer? Damn. I have to rob a convenience store just to pay my phone bill so I can call the same convenience store back and order a pizza and a six pack of warm Bud Light.
 
Not exactly a craft beer but just came out. Tastes like a grapefruit shandy (if I ever actually drank one of those sissy beers...ever)

57kts/65mph gusts of wind here in Maryland today. No tree climbing just picking branches outta driveway. All govt offices in DC CLOSED for wind. Maybe all the congressmen and senators all opened their mouths at the 4DA057BC-0304-4D9A-9D62-B4A882C4D73A.webp same time.
 
JeffGu said:
Wait... you can afford steak AND beer? Damn. I have to rob a convenience store just to pay my phone bill so I can call the same convenience store back and order a pizza and a six pack of warm Bud Light.
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Livin the High Life homey.
 
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