Johnny Pro

I am the Son of Pod! Mother Nature has a rotten mouth! The gas is out, the chewish candles of holo go out! Whoever controls the weather has the cost of being holo!!!!!
 

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I am the dad of Jack. The forces of the universe vex me. Mother Nature and her children conspire against me. In my hand is a powerful Stihl. Nature is all else. Her daughter weather, casts a steady rain down on me. The throwline is wet, the fingers slip. Her son the majestic Willow Oak grabs the first throwbag and takes hostage. The second throwbag meets its target. The line is set, the ascention is effortless. The natural redirects disappear as if to taunt me , or warn me to walk away while I still can. The brother and sister conspire to make the arms of the Oak like ice. The work positioning is poor. I combat the forces with the Mumford On Bight Redirect. Gravity weighs on me like the force of the earth and the tides of the sea. Alas I cannot achieve my goal. He who writes checks does not believe in the option of failure. Money is to be made, jobs are to be done. From the office chair, the elements have no bearing on the day of the dad of Jack. The limb is tied with the fibers or man, the chemicals melded together. Ions, matter, molecules formed in a unnatural color of twisted yarns. The saw screams, the blood of the Oak flies, the limb tears in an effort to soften the blow. The gutter is damaged. The dad of Jack knew better. The pressure of he who writes checks has overshadowded the judgement of the villain of the tree. The job is done. Dad of Jack is solemn as he strives to protect that which man has built. He has failed in his own eyes but the check will be written. Invisible communications traveling unknown paths through the air advise the oversee-r of the damage. He wishes to cut the head off the Dad of Jack. Fortunately 3 weeks of overdue pay has been delivered and no taxation is possible for past monies earned. The future pay is uncertain, and perhaps a 2 week notice will be delivered. The bid was unclear. In the words of the brother of the boss, cut back from house. Such words have no meaning, no direction, no clarity. Certainly we will have to go back and do more. This is the path of the world. Plupping through the canopy, the mighty oak makes one last effort to thwart. The cheek is bruised. The face is bleeding. The Mighty Oak tastes the blood of it's foe. Nature has had her last laugh. The cells of the tree, the moisture of the rain mix with the blood of man to leave its mark on history. Leave its mark on the foe. The gutter looks like shit. The gear is wet. The dad of Jack is over it.
Your shit actually makes sense to me.
 
Plupping was autocorrect for slipping but it seems to sound like what I was doing much better. Kinda an awkward first time climbing slipping combo. Plupping could also be the noise my face made when I smashed it into the tree. Lol
All pluped up?
Plup it out?
Plupping.

Awkward, slipping, first time...cluster plup.

If no one has a better word for the struggles encountered by climbers everyday that the average man would whine like a bitch over...

Yea I saw you plupping around up there.
 
I am the Son of Pod! Mother Nature has a rotten mouth! The gas is out, the chewish candles of holo go out! Whoever controls the weather has the cost of being holo!!!!!

I think I don't feel bad for you any longer. You are a creep and Jeff Gu figured it out a few posts back.

In this post we have 'the gas is out' then 'the chewish (Jewish?) candles of holo go out' (ovens?) and finish with the 'cost of being holo' (Holocaust)

Sick.
 
Found this many posts back, cut most out.
I want everyone to know, My mental state is super complex if you havn't noticed. I am learning alot and fighting to be my natural self. For I am called crazy, For my brain is the size of a nut. My branches may seem strong but acid can get the best of me. I am sensitive and when I climb a walnut, I feel the acid all over me. I am taking it on acid and all AND will live to see another day. I will prove to the world that I can trump any disease or acid or pain with LOVE FOOD! I will never forget who helped me with the acid that burned into me.
Johnny...
Stop taking the acid.

Dude who gives Johnny the acid...
Wtf bro!? Yea, we are all big boys right?
One of my best friends went down this road...
Three times in the mental ward.

Stop taking the acid Johnny.
Before you lose your shit.
It's cheating.
To you it's been fun.
Lately?
 
Found this many posts back, cut most out.

Johnny...
Stop taking the acid.

Dude who gives Johnny the acid...
Wtf bro!? Yea, we are all big boys right?
One of my best friends went down this road...
Three times in the mental ward.

Stop taking the acid Johnny.
Before you lose your shit.
It's cheating.
To you it's been fun.
Lately?

Your post reminds me of this video
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