Written Treeman Scene
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TreeCo
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Wow--what a scene. I especially like the woman gasping at the end and some guy yelling "sorry." It's very dramatic. Thanks for that.
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If you haven't noticed I have a problem with you viewing arborist accident victims as entertainment.
But rock on. Everybody else here seems to be eating it up!
Dan
Wow--what a scene. I especially like the woman gasping at the end and some guy yelling "sorry." It's very dramatic. Thanks for that.
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If you haven't noticed I have a problem with you viewing arborist accident victims as entertainment.
But rock on. Everybody else here seems to be eating it up!
Dan
Did you watch the one with the automatic-rifle totin' Granny? That's a great website.
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- The Kingdom of Fife
Thats some semi finished masterpeice you got there UJ, when you starting to write for Playboy? Well maybe when you write the "SEX SCENE" you can say he checked her over like he was doing a Visual Tree Assessment, and when he got halfway up he found a couple of cavities that needed further investigation. As they seemed a bit rotten.
The book title could be "The Arborist Only Knocks Twice" The last time I saw a woman with an O ring shaped mouth was................. In a shop widow MMMMMMMMMM
Scotty
The book title could be "The Arborist Only Knocks Twice" The last time I saw a woman with an O ring shaped mouth was................. In a shop widow MMMMMMMMMM
Scotty
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- Syracuse NY
It’s well written, ukelelejack. Don’t take the criticism to hard. If you showed 100 treemen a removal, you’d end up with 99 different ways to put it on the ground (one would just walk away).
Let us know when you have this finished. My wife, who’s also in our industry, thinks it would be an interesting read.
Let us know when you have this finished. My wife, who’s also in our industry, thinks it would be an interesting read.
TreeCo
Carpal tunnel level member
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Well maybe when you write the "SEX SCENE" you can say he checked her over like he was doing a Visual Tree Assessment, and when he got halfway up he found a a a a.....
Scotty
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Hey Scotty no doubt the sex scene will be full of surprises!
If the climber is still without a name I'd like to suggest 'Woodi'. /forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Dan
Well maybe when you write the "SEX SCENE" you can say he checked her over like he was doing a Visual Tree Assessment, and when he got halfway up he found a a a a.....
Scotty
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Hey Scotty no doubt the sex scene will be full of surprises!
If the climber is still without a name I'd like to suggest 'Woodi'. /forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Dan
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- The Kingdom of Fife
Dani, For sure it will be full of surprizes........
Beefsteak Fungus (Fistulina hepatica, fruit bodies are tongue shaped or semi circular fleshy brackets. The edible flesh is soft , yeilding, reddish and marbled like raw steak and exudes a blood-red juice when broken) comes to mind, on the VTA list of signs but what symtoms Jack may aquire is the doctors chapter of the book.
Hey there Eucman, If you showed 100 treemen a woman, you would get 99 ways how to put her on the ground also.
Harvard Ref: Principles Of Tree Hazard Asseessment And Management By David Lonsdale
Scotty
Beefsteak Fungus (Fistulina hepatica, fruit bodies are tongue shaped or semi circular fleshy brackets. The edible flesh is soft , yeilding, reddish and marbled like raw steak and exudes a blood-red juice when broken) comes to mind, on the VTA list of signs but what symtoms Jack may aquire is the doctors chapter of the book.
Hey there Eucman, If you showed 100 treemen a woman, you would get 99 ways how to put her on the ground also.
Harvard Ref: Principles Of Tree Hazard Asseessment And Management By David Lonsdale
Scotty
