Wood you wear this?

[RopeShield]

http://www.freedomkilts.com/model.php?val=industrial

 

[treehumper]

I bet plenty of the female clientele would love it if you did!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Maybe this...

UtiliKilts

 

[Frax]

Oh yeah!!!!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

What's worn under a kilt?

These...of course!

 

[cerviarborist]

Only to climb in. For ground work it would be covered by chaps, so what would be the point.

 

[PrimeApe]

I have.... so I guess I would. Of course I've also worn the Original Arborwear Ultra Shorties and an original Arborwear thong. Oh yeah, Tom. Real men don't wear anything under a kilt ... cept some tools.

 

[Viking]

I bet your boys could FINALLY breathe!

 

[trevmcrev]

I wouldn't wear that......

unless it had chainsaw protection!

 

[PUClimber]

Primeape almost sounds like House. I remember him rocking the utilikilt at the first or second splicing symposium. Classic.

 

[PrimeApe]

I happen to be the eldest of the triplets, Tater, Jasper, then House.

 

[Tony]

Being the long lost Cornfield cousin on the Scottish side. I wear one to all the cornfield reunions. Mine is a OD green UtiliKilt of course .

The only funny looks are from the farm animals!

Angus T. Cornfield

 

[PrimeApe]

It's a loving look they give you , Angus.

 

[Tony]

I know. I know.

 

[zebhaney]

Top Ten answers to "The Kilt Question"
What is worn under your kilt?
1. Why, shoes and socks, of course.
2. Why nothing is worn under my kilt. Everything under there is in perfect working order.
3. If you were a Lady you wouldn't ask. If you're not a Lady, you'll find out for yourself.
4. Lipstick.
5. Are you sure you want me to answer that question?
6. Nothing more than what God graced me with.
7. How warm are your hands?
8. Ah, well, can you see how long I wear my kilt?
9. Perhaps you should ask my Wife.
10.If I asked you the same question Maam, I could be arrested. What is the difference?

 

[PrimeApe]

A drunken Scottish ladd was walking down a lane one evening. He was having a hard time of it so he decided to stop and sit down against a tree. Soon he fell fast asleep. Shortly thereafter, two young Lasses happened by and heard him snoring. The one Lass told the other that she had always wondered what a Scottish man wore beneath his kilt. She approached him and lifted his kilt only to find what the good Lord had bestowed upon him at birth. She turned to her friend and said that he deserved a gift for answering her question ,so she took a beautiful blue ribbon from her hair and tied a perfect bow onto his willy. The Lass and her friend walked away down the lane. Soon the Ladd awoke from the need to relieve himself. He stood up and leaned against the tree. He pulled up his kilt and upon seeing the ribbon tied in a bow around what the good Lord had bestowed upon him at birth he stated " I'm not sure where you've been while I was nappin', but I'm glad you won First Prize!"