Unbreak my heart

A few months ago I went through some interesting trials with my relationship with my fiancé Jess. Things were rough, tough and damn depressing. In that time frame I had all of my saws stolen, my truck involved in a hit and run, more melanoma scares and good old fashion family court. I survived it all. Staggering but still standing and things finally started to turn for the better. Jess and I have since started to rebuild, the insurance company is giving me a few bucks for my saws, my truck still looks like crap but at least I have a company truck and since learning of my extreme allergy to the sun I wear sweat suits every where I go. Just when things started to turn around this happened.

The Philadelphia Flyers traded away my captain, my love, my man crush Mike Richards.

Why God? Haven't I been tried enough? Haven't you tested me enough for 6 months? I'm okay with Carter being traded but Richie?

If anyone is looking for me I'll be in a fetal position somewhere in the corner of my apartment eating the lead paint chips off the floor
 
We got a goalie who is suspect in the playoffs signed to a 9 year deal.

Maybe I'll ask Vancouver how they handle the disappointment.

Oh wait. Riots. Yes. Riots. Of course.

Next year when the Kings win it all I will be rioting down broad street.
 
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Maybe I'll ask Vancouver how they handle the disappointment.

Oh wait. Riots. Yes. Riots. Of course.

Next year when the Kings win it all I will be rioting down broad street.

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didn't the good people of Vancouver return the next day to tidy the mess from the night before?

how very Canadian.
 
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A few months ago I went through some interesting trials with my relationship with my fiancé Jess. Things were rough, tough and damn depressing. In that time frame I had all of my saws stolen, my truck involved in a hit and run, more melanoma scares and good old fashion family court. I survived it all. Staggering but still standing and things finally started to turn for the better. Jess and I have since started to rebuild, the insurance company is giving me a few bucks for my saws, my truck still looks like crap but at least I have a company truck and since learning of my extreme allergy to the sun I wear sweat suits every where I go. Just when things started to turn around this happened.

The Philadelphia Flyers traded away my captain, my love, my man crush Mike Richards.

Why God? Haven't I been tried enough? Haven't you tested me enough for 6 months? I'm okay with Carter being traded but Richie?

If anyone is looking for me I'll be in a fetal position somewhere in the corner of my apartment eating the lead paint chips off the floor

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I'm so depressed that I took 30-40 seconds out of my life to read that drivel.

We should still be dating. There. I said it.

You are wasting your time stalking those NHL players. I got what you want, and I'm not going to slap a restraining order on you if I catch you naked in the bushes outside of my bathroom window. I'll bet you can't say that about your precious richie.

Consider my offer to get back together. I call top bunk.

SZ
 

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