Tree work band names

[evo]

For some reason when bored at work my mind wonders or I have a internal dialogue and a funny phrases pop into my mind.
Today while pruning three apple trees dropping buckets of immature fruit on the ground I was thinking of self thinning fruit, or the tree aborting immature fruit in time of drought (or normal).. naturally the next thought was that would be a epic nerdy band name ‘Aborted Fruit(S)’

so have at it.. what are your band names but must have some relation to tree work. Such as,
‘Heavy Rigging’ sounds like some hillbilly jams or very bad heavy metal..

 

[Crimsonking]

Run HTP
the swinging Dutchman
Prune the Dead
Flipping knives
Set the Choker

 

[Jonny]

Tight crotches.

 

[evo]

Tight crotches.

I was trying to leave the ‘dirty’ ones out if it.. ‘smashing throw balls’ but what genera

 

[TreeVB]

The Lazy Excuses

 

[Jonny]

Dented gutters.

 

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Sidewalk managers

 

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Smashing Fences

 

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The Brush Draggers

 

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Choker Bell, Tinker Bells evil sister

 

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Floppin Wood

 

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Sawchip Junkies

 

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The Rope Coilers and their sister band The Stuffsack Virgins

 

[Boconnor303]

Three Cones and a Ladder

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[TreeVB]

I have a feeling some people will have a difficult time sleeping tonight. This will probably be littered in the morning.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Take Three 'raps

 

[evo]

Take Three 'raps

‘Let ‘er run and the Smokey crotches’

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Take T'ree Wraps

 

[moss]

Ambiguous Sprouts
Gotta have an arty touchy-feely type gender non-specific tree band, no?

Ok, this is better? I'm pretty sure they opened for Springsteen back in the day:
Eddie and the Epicormics

Or the angry teenager punk band, I'll have to do some stretching before I get into the mosh pit!
Regulated Growth

-AJ

 

[Stumpsprouts]

Millennial rapper - “Lil Headache”
Bad jam band- “Phatty Deadwood”
Metal band- “Apical Dominance”
Terrible pop star- “Stan Clear”
Alternative dream pop- “Vascular Rays”
Prog rock- “Chisholm and the Knuckleboom Upgrades”