THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.

[JeffGu]

+1

 

[cerviarborist]

He went and f'd himself once. Just to see how it felt.

 

[easyphloem]

I may have said this before, but if the Archdruid had a quarterly newsletter, I would subscribe to it. Provided it was a modest sum for the subscription. I have a new mouth to feed, and I have to watch expenses.

SZ

 

[Jem4417]

He doesn't free climb, he uses the invisible rope technique

 

[macswan]

I may have said this before, but if the Archdruid had a quarterly newsletter, I would subscribe to it. Provided it was a modest sum for the subscription. I have a new mouth to feed, and I have to watch expenses.

SZ

I assume you sprouted this new mouth on your ass, right?

 

[macswan]

Sorry, couldn't be helped

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Is elected without campaigning

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Charges batteries using only his high-charged aura.

 

[cerviarborist]

He misidentified a tree once, just to see how it felt.

 

[flushcut]

His turf damage repairs itself, out of respect.

 

[cerviarborist]

He finds Emerald Ash Borers………boring.

 

[flushcut]

He goes to lunch at 10:00am and returns at 2:00pm just to find the tree removed itself stump and all.

 

[Dan Cobb]

He doesn't always want to be called by name, but when he does, it's Daniel.

 

[pete3d]

The trees cherish her so much they provide intrinsic full coverage medical and liability insurance for her and her loved ones.

 

[evo]

As they walk through the forest the trees get so horny there is a cloud of pollen following like a fog

 

[Serf Life]

Advocates for trees by turning lawyers into biochar with their fiery glare.

 

[evo]

Donates wood chips and logs to un paying customers at 4am infront for their garage door on Monday morning.

 

[Dan Cobb]

His favorite canopy anchor came from a decommissioned battleship.

 

[evo]

Doesn't take the high vis helmet off when stepping into the neighbors shrub to "inspect" the flowers, but forgets to pull up the zipper

 

[flushcut]

^His nickname is “Lumber”