John_KAYS
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Eastern PA
“His air freshener in his truck is an actual pine tree.”
THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.
- Thread starter Crazy_Jimmy
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John_KAYS
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Eastern PA
“He doesn't climb trees, the trees just bow down in fear”
John_KAYS
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Eastern PA
“He can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground”
“When he does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.”
“When he recycles paper, it turns back into a tree.”
Sorry I just borrowed a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes.
“When he does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.”
“When he recycles paper, it turns back into a tree.”
Sorry I just borrowed a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes.
TreeLogic
Branched out member
- Location
- Coastal SC
Duh. For some reason I didn't get that yours was an entry.
Good one. Carry on.
TreeLogic
Branched out member
- Location
- Coastal SC
He once speedlined to the ground bare-handed, grabbed a Dos Equis, then speedlined back up to finish the job.
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TreeLogic
Branched out member
- Location
- Coastal SC
Lichen grows from his chest
- Location
- Humboldt Ca
The most interesting tree climber in the world...Has a tree farm of Cannabis Gigantea!
cerviarborist
Very stable member
- Location
- Florida, USA
He personally sequesters more carbon than a redwood.
BuckmasterTreeService
New member
- Location
- Shawnee
Codominant stems subordinate themselves in his presence... because they sense his dominance.
cerviarborist
Very stable member
- Location
- Florida, USA
His steely gaze is ANSI Z87+ approved, as eye protection.
CutHighnLetFly
Been here a while
- Location
- Cape Cod, MA
he is a well rooted individual
Crazy_Jimmy
Participating member
- Location
- Texas
I forgot all about this thread
kstreehuggerco
Participating member
- Location
- Loveland. Co
Mark Chisholm asks him for crane removal advise.......
cerviarborist
Very stable member
- Location
- Florida, USA
He refers to the redwood forest as "That little hedge"
The_Archdruid
Participating member
Okay, I think we're done here. Do women do this? We hear all the time that men are very competitive and driven by the ego and independent . . . but we got twenty pages on how awesome this imaginary tree climber is. Maybe that explains why women always get the crap end of the deal in religion. We just created ourselves a tree god. Oldentime dudes had thousands of years of this, so we basically got the major world religions agreeing that God is Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent. That's the most condensed, lean expression of guys sitting around describing the most interesting guy.
The_Archdruid
Participating member
This one comes from my wife: Maybe the most interesting tree guy is also self-pollinating, so he can silently go f*ck himself
macswan
Been here a while
- Location
- Champlain Valley, VT
Look everybody, he finally posted again! The guy we've been talking about
Treetopflyer
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Coastal N.J
That may be one of the most interesting things about the most interesting climber on the world.
