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Jemco

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Most folks don't live their lives carrying around 40-50 inventions cluttering their minds, but that's what happens if yu live long enough.

For me it started at an early age, and continues to this day.

The latest came about by crashing my unicycle doing my daily ride around the block.

I've been riding a unicycle since the sixth grade, and was somewhat adept at it, many years ago.

These days at sixty years old though, I'm way more moderate, no tricks, just exercise, once around the block daily. This after a twenty year hiatus from riding them period.

Turning a unicycle's accomplished by a twisting motion of your hips, using the inertia of upper torso, this motion's transferred to the unicycle via the seat and pedals, turning sharply requires flailing arms to maintain your balance point.

I had been playing with seat height a bit, and failed to clamp it back down securely enough. This resulted in the post rotating when I tried to turn a corner, throwing my steering alignment outta true, and me crashing, though without losing my feet.

It was while cursing myself for not tightening the seat post down sufficiently, that it struck me.

Why does any bicycle or unicycle seat post need to be round or rotatable period?

Who wants a seat even capable of not being in perfect alignment as a matter of design?

A triangular, rectangular or even pentagular seat post, being examples.

But as a matter of cost saving efficiency, modifying my existing round seat post and frame receptacle's the easiest means of solving rotating seat syndrome, and providing sprung seat post suspension, so it doesn't ride like a hard tail HD chopper anymore.

Two milled 1/4 inch slots, about 3 inches long, opposite each other, vertically in the frame's seat post receptor. A simple 1/4 inch two inch long pin through the seat post itself, and exiting through the frame receptor slots, guarantees perfect seat alignment with the frame, and is ideally suited for a spring and washer suspension seat post.

I'll post pics of my progress in this latest madness afflicting me.

Maybe a few others as well.

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Most folks don't live their lives carrying around 40-50 inventions cluttering their minds, but that's what happens if yu live long enough.

For me it started at an early age, and continues to this day.

The latest came about by crashing my unicycle doing my daily ride around the block.

I've been riding a unicycle since the sixth grade, and was somewhat adept at it, many years ago.

These days at sixty years old though, I'm way more moderate, no tricks, just exercise, once around the block daily. This after a twenty year hiatus from riding them period.

Turning a unicycle's accomplished by a twisting motion of your hips, using the inertia of upper torso, this motion's transferred to the unicycle via the seat and pedals, turning sharply requires flailing arms to maintain your balance point.

I had been playing with seat height a bit, and failed to clamp it back down securely enough. This resulted in the post rotating when I tried to turn a corner, throwing my steering alignment outta true, and me crashing, though without losing my feet.

It was while cursing myself for not tightening the seat post down sufficiently, that it struck me.

Why does any bicycle or unicycle seat post need to be round or rotatable period?

Who wants a seat even capable of not being in perfect alignment as a matter of design?

A triangular, rectangular or even pentagular seat post, being examples.

But as a matter of cost saving efficiency, modifying my existing round seat post and frame receptacle's the easiest means of solving rotating seat syndrome, and providing sprung seat post suspension, so it doesn't ride like a hard tail HD chopper anymore.

Two milled 1/4 inch slots, about 3 inches long, opposite each other, vertically in the frame's seat post receptor. A simple 1/4 inch two inch long pin through the seat post itself, and exiting through the frame receptor slots, guarantees perfect seat alignment with the frame, and is ideally suited for a spring and washer suspension seat post.

I'll post pics of my progress in this latest madness afflicting me.

Maybe a few others as well.

Jemco

Yeah, just use a Silky pole saw for that. Bonus - you can adjust the height in 4 ft. increments!
 
I think I see a potential flaw in your thinking... what if, hypothetically speaking, of course... you hit a nasty pothole and the seat post jams right through the seat? I mean, I've always understood that pounding square pegs into the round holes was a bad thing.

Also, the tubular profile is the strongest for a given weight of material, so you might add a little weight by switching to a square profile. Frame center post and seat post would both need to be square profile.

What about people with misaligned butt cracks? Won't they feel alienated by square tubing seat posts?
 
Adding 3 inches of spring suspension to the seat post frame receptacle junction would lessen the chances of being ravaged by a seat post.

You can be sure unicycle seats are specifically designed to avoid that even being possible.

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Well, I for one will sleep better, tonight. On my mountain bike, I actually drilled a hole through the frame and seatpost for a pin... eliminates the misalignment and seat height slippage, but of course you have to remove the pin if somebody else rides it. It works for me, because I'm the only one that actually rides it and my legs are pretty much staying the same length.

I agree, however, that a better system would be nice. I always thought that a rib on the seat post and a corrosponding groove in the frame center post would be ideal... height adjustment still possible, but the seat would stay parallel to the frame. Since my buttcrack is not misaligned, I see no need for the seat not to be aligned with the frame.

I'm sure there is a simple solution that the bicycle/unicycle manufacturers will vehemently oppose, on the grounds that any deviation from current methods is too outlandish and goes against tradition.
 
Well, as usual, my plans for unicycle modification, don't stop with seat post junction suspension designs alone.

The sickness has spread to the crank arms, modified to telescope, once X amount of weight's exerted on them.

Gettin dangerously close to a unicycle/pogo stick mutation!

Lord help me!

E R here I come!

Jemco
 
I never caught the unicycle bug... probably because I couldn't see how you could ride one without spilling your beer. I have, however, modified many mountain bikes to carry large amounts of refreshments. Mostly just elaborate, large rear racks. Those wimpy things you get at the bike shops are just not much good for anything but a six-pack sized cooler.
 
Do you prefer suspension on yur mtn bike?

About 20 years ago I gotta wild hair up my azz n bought two adult size pogo sticks, cut them in half, one foot peg cut completely off each, and mounted the remainder of each stick to my motocross boots, quite rigidly, like ski boots.

This allowed me to run taking twenty foot strides, leap over vehicles, or onto single story roof tops.

I wore full motoX regalia doing so, and the syncopation of running on augmented power stilts is quite exhilarating indeed, but crashing's almost inevitable, hence the motoX regalia being a requisite for all but the truly insane.

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Do you prefer suspension on yur mtn bike?

About 20 years ago I gotta wild hair up my azz n bought two adult size pogo sticks, cut them in half, one foot peg cut completely off each, and mounted the remainder of each stick to my motocross boots, quite rigidly, like ski boots.

This allowed me to run taking twenty foot strides, leap over vehicles, or onto single story roof tops.

I wore full motoX regalia doing so, and the syncopation of running on augmented power stilts is quite exhilarating indeed, but crashing's almost inevitable, hence the motoX regalia being a requisite for all but the truly insane.

Jemco
No video? Probably too much liability to market that...but sounds like a lot of fun!
 
Do you prefer suspension on yur mtn bike?

Indeed, I do. These days, I only have front suspension since my age pretty much makes the jumps of the past the pains of the present. Not much offroading, anymore, so the front suspension seems to be enough for my needs.

Boincing around on stilts is just out of the question. If I can get out of bed in the morning without hurting myself, I'm a happy camper. Just watching those guys made my back hurt.
 
Seems like every time yu think you're not half bad at somethin, be it unicycling, motoX, or even strategic takedowns, if yu keep at it, it doesn't take long to bump into real pro's considerably better than you.

There's a video of a couple off road unicyclists in Tibet, riding 1500 dollar unicycles, complete with disc brakes, comin down a switchback road, both feet off the pedals, which are churning at airplane propellor RPM, using both disc brakes, and good ole shoe drag on the tire to maintain balance, at 40 plus MPH!

Yup! I'm just happy I can still ride em period.

Jemco
 
If I can think of it someone is already doing the engineering

This idea has been discussed with a couple of arbos with k-boom grapple saws and they say it's likely to be around soon.

Turn the grapple saw into a robot.

Send a drone up to collect data points for a removal. develop a wire frame drawing of the tree. Add in species-centric data. Queue the drumroll, push the button and the computer develops an orderly cut-plan
 
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From the ashes of bitter failure......

My second design of gaffless Pole/Palm climbers is sure to work!

My first design failed so miserably because too much vertical progress was lost cinching up tight enuff on the trunk to support your weight.

Totally bogus and unacceptable, gettin six inches per foot sucks,

Design 2 separates the cinching force from legs to arms.

Allowing a step upward of two feet to be fully captured. A bit like those exercise machines that work the upper and lower torso together at once.

Kinda like settin a parking brake before standing up, for each leg.

Wiley Coyote will not fail again I tell you.......

Jemco
 
Your idea for standing instead of sitting in a harness to do tree work has always interested me.
 

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