Cool...Arbor-Santa.
Bigshot over the satellite dish?
SRT in the chimney?
Will a Sequioia really fit into my stocking?
Should I leave out cookies, or protein bars?
How many Stihls and Huskys are you loading into your chipper-sleigh this year?
What do you leave the naughty climbers? What about Holly?
Any of your elves going to be at the TCC this year? Will you be in the Geezers?
"'Biners ring...can you listen?
Brand new gear...don't it glisten?
He's happy alright, can't wait to go climb,
Made out big with a visit from Arbor-Santa..."
"Dashing through the trees, 'cause I'm climbin' SRT..."
"Oh 460 from Andreas Stihl, how I long for you tonight..."
"Si-lent night, 'cause we fi-nished on time..."