Stephan Zimmerman, a man of mystery

[familytree]

Today north carolina has lost one of its only reasons to ever visit. Stephan Marie Zimmerman is offically in transit and on his way to kentucky to join an already great company, Limbwalker!

Ive heard of public out cry in North Carolina, a lot of people claiming that its not fair to buy a championship, that having all of the super stars on the same team is extremely unsportsmanlike. Theyve even begun burning his jerseys in the streets.

God speed sir and good luck

 

[tomthetreeman]

Was that a Stephan Zimmerman/LeBron James comparison?

 

[TC]

I'll miss Easy P, we used to meet up a lot at Einstein Bros Bagels where he would consume vast quantities of bagels and coffee whilst I listened intently to his profound knowledge and expertise on all things tree related. NC is a poorer place today.

 

[familytree]

Tom. Yes.

Grover. I've always been told that you don't exist, but instead you are a creation from Treebuzz and the multiple personalities that grace it.

 

[Blinky]

That's it. Stephan's gone forever, I'm quitting tree work.

 

[cerviarborist]

Don't do that Blinky.. then I won't be the second to last guy anymore. I implore you!

 

[Blinky]

Very funny Richard... I'm not injured this year PLUS I know how much the limbwalk is worth now.... you're going down and <u>I</u> will be second to last.

 

[KentuckySawyer]

House of Limbwalker is Strong!


The Reign of a Thousand Years continues...

 

[rfwoodvt]

but...
what...
about...
the...
swing?

 

[Winterbush]

this development, while I am happy for both parties involved, saddens me to the discomfort of high blood Pressure. Truly devastated to know that the only other possible intellegent life form left within 200 miles is gone. I am as saddend as the day as I was that I found out that Brian Noyse was Marc C."s best friend and I was not, the day Scotty foot Lock Yelled at me for not wearing a helmet. the day that Michael Scott found out that Holly didn't love him. I am in a dark place.

 

[familytree]

Wait.

Holly doesn't love Michael Scott?

When the hell did that happen?

 

[Winterbush]

Holly moved to cambridge and now lives with a guy there.

 

[Blinky]

Yeah, the long distance relationship didn't work out.

 

[cerviarborist]

It's hard to keep a long distance bromance alive.

 

[Blinky]

Tell me about it, I think me and Jesse are about to be on the rocks again.

 

[cerviarborist]

He never could keep his Zubat in his scabbard.

 

[easyphloem]

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House of Limbwalker is Strong!


The Reign of a Thousand Years continues...

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Seriously. Thousand year reign without even breaking a sweat. I wouldnt be surprised if we built a wall that puts that "great" wall in China to shame.

Now is the time. Limbwalker is the house.

SZ

 

[easyphloem]

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but...
what...
about...
the...
swing?

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Probably the most unfortunate part of this whole move is the loss of one of the greatest rope swings I have ever been on. In my new yard I have a Catalpa that is threatening to fall on my dog or my boy or my wife, depending on who is under the tree when it falls. There is no way that tree could hurt me because I am a ninja, and move out of harms way naturally. But no rope swing on that big bean tree.

SZ

 

[Jamin_Mayer]

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It's hard to keep a long distance bromance alive.

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You say, "bromance"? &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Those guys are slapstick funny (for highschool aged kids). --Which, is why I find them funny.

 

[niceviews]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
but...
what...
about...
the...
swing?

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably the most unfortunate part of this whole move is the loss of one of the greatest rope swings I have ever been on. In my new yard I have a Catalpa that is threatening to fall on my dog or my boy or my wife, depending on who is under the tree when it falls. There is no way that tree could hurt me because I am a ninja, and move out of harms way naturally. But no rope swing on that big bean tree.

SZ

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I guess I can't burn my hand on it now...