Slashin

[ppsavage]

Do you pee in the client's yard or what?

 

[Treetopflyer]

Hahaha depends on the yard the client and the camera layout..

 

[oldoakman]

My son works with me as my groundie. The other day we were on a job and he mentioned he had to go. I told him to go in the bushes. He said "not with all these cameras"

 

[ppsavage]

Cameras everywhere these days definitely makes it hard to get your slash on.

 

[Bucknut]

Back of the truck. Hang a tarp if necessary.

Story: Working with my brother years ago. Customer says, “Hey, where’d your brother go? I didn’t have many options, so I told him the truth:

Me- “He’s using the restroom”

Customer (looks around)- “Where?”

Me (ashamed)- “In the truck”

Cust- “You guys have restrooms in your trucks?”

Me (more ashamed, in a whisper) “No”

Cust (smiles and winks) “I’m picking up what you’re laying down”

 

[oldoakman]

Years ago I worked for a muni in the northeast where we would get students for summer crews. I had several students who worked several summers. Once when we were pruning on a fairly busy street one guy took a dump out of a big maple tree. We made him chip all that brush.

 

[megadosevitaminc]

I go in my bucket sometimes in a jug or sumthin. I have gone pee then saw a camera after the fact. Oops.

 

[Barc Buster]

In the chip truck. We call it "chip check" and yes hang a tarp. No chip truck? No problem. Save a gatoraid bottle and piss in that in the truck.

 

[ppsavage]

I only have a pickup so no slashin in there. Think I got caught today, ho said at shortly after I can go in the house if need be. I hate going in the house.

 

[Treetopflyer]

Checking the moisture content in the chip truck is our scholarly term

 

[megadosevitaminc]

Haha, as i was typing and waiting for my 7 year old to get in the truck he says i gottanpee, and goes next to the truck on the sidewalk.. talk about timing. It was dark tho.

 

[ppsavage]

Kids a whole nother story. Despite my frequent reminders my kids think it's okay to relieve themselves anywhere anytime so long as their outside.

 

[ppsavage]

Years ago I worked for a muni in the northeast where we would get students for summer crews. I had several students who worked several summers. Once when we were pruning on a fairly busy street one guy took a dump out of a big maple tree. We made him chip all that brush.

Ages ago I saw a funny staged (I hope) vid of a climber shitting in a road cone. I used to work with a guy who crapped in the chips frequently. Remember him climbing out the box once with some tp stuck to his boot wtf.

 

[oldoakman]

Ages ago I saw a funny staged (I hope) vid of a climber shitting in a road cone. I used to work with a guy who crapped in the chips frequently. Remember him climbing out the box once with some tp stuck to his boot wtf.

The same guy gave himself a lake water enema when he tried taking a dump while swimming.

 

[evo]

Do you pee in the client's yard or what?

daily...

 

[evo]

My son got so use to seeing me piss out side, and when we were potty training him we let him piss anywhere. Granted we live in the sticks. We were walking through the main street in town, and he runs off into a grassy area. He promptly dropped his pants to his ankles and pisses on the city hall front lawn.

 

[VenasNursery]

Do you pee in the client's yard or what?

Open up the saw boxes act like we’re looking for tools and pee on the ground

no 2 takes a ride or in the chip box