Dave, a quick read of the Z133 shows that the 5000lb requirement only applies to ropes, biners, snaps and screwlinks. There is a hole that mechanical hitches/friction devices, and saddles fall right into. I can share a digital copy with you if you need it.
Pretty disappointing though, like you, I cant imagine making climbing hardware with break ratings below 23kn. The fact that the ZZ broke at as little as 2kn is shocking, two grown men can easily apply 450lbs of force to a rope.
It would make a great youtube video of two guys pulling on it and it snapping. If anyone has one that they dont want I will make it happen!