One liners, deep thoughts, random notions etc...

[MA Arborist]

Save a tree. Eat a beaver

 

[Tom Dunlap]

...share your random thoughts and jokes, axioms, etc. about life in trees. Maybe I'll put together a treebuzz deep thoughts coffee table book or something...

Uh...you guys can do better.

There are a few dull gems here that wouldn't make the cut on Facebook.

Hrmmphh...

 

[Bendroctanus]

Uh...you guys can do better.

There are a few dull gems here that wouldn't make the cut on Facebook.

Hrmmphh...

Oh agreed. We’re just getting our willy’s out. They’re getting deeper.

 

[Treezybreez]

What do you call a small tree that barber chairs?

A stool specimen… Ok, ok I’ll show myself out.

 

[Treezybreez]

Though stationary in my younger years
bending only to the wind

Yet now I find myself a scribe
to other’s every whim


Reflections of a pencil

 

[Matias]

I came of age during the era of chain letters with page after page of these. I am a bit of a one liner slut. Sorry @Tom Dunlap

 

[27RMT0N]

If you are not growing, even the slightest amount, you will start to rot away instead.

 

[Serf Life]

Stubs'll come back to haunt you.

can’t remember how many stitches I got in my 5yo sack, but yeah.

 

[kludge]

The reason for the buzz:

Intelligence is learning from your own mistakes; wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others.

 

[Bendroctanus]

You can’t please everyone.

 

[rico]

More fun than a turd in a punch bowl.
Stiffer than a wedding dick.
Fuck me runnin'.

 

[Matias]

More fun than a turd in a punch bowl.
Stiffer than a wedding dick.
Fuck me runnin'.

Ah, the classics.

 

[Matias]

You can’t please everyone.

Well, not all the time.

 

[Bendroctanus]

It’s better to be lucky than good.

 

[kludge]

It’s better to be lucky than good.

Related: An inch is as good as a mile.

 

[Boomslang]

Related: An inch is as good as a mile.

 

[SeanRuel]

It’s better to be lucky than good.

When we nail a felling shot or do something sweet "it's good to be good!"

When something goes wrong but nothing gets broken "It's good to be good, better to be lucky!"

 

[AdkEric]

Had one boss that would say, whenever it started to rain on a job, "don't worry it's a dry rain."

A coworker took a hammer to the thumb and yelled "mother-bitch" which really threw me for a loop as I thought for sure it was about to be motherfucker.

"Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men."

 

[Steve Connally]

Whilst looking at the newby.....You rake like old people fuck.........walks over, takes rake, starts raking thus leaving the new guy standing there dumbfounded and still trying to figure out what just happened.

In the fire department I used to like to say "firemen hate 2 things. The way things are and change".

 

[Serf Life]

This could resonate with other toils than the book’s context:
“The key to my happiness occurred when I stopped trying to change my brain, and started changing the context around me”
-Ben Foss The Dyslexia Empowerment Plan