Nudist Colony seeking full time arborist

[stihl088]

We are an upscale nudist colony in Western Seattle, seeking a full time arborist to perform vegetative maintenance task at our 32 acre facility. Must be knowlegable, professional, and respectfull. Pay based on experience. Relocation allowance, great benefits, and a 401k package. Must provide own equipment. Take your career to greater heights and join us beautiful Seattle.

Yes, this was a real ad in a newspaper.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Where's the link to the ad?

I'm getting weary of triple digits and no rain. Last weekend I was in Seattle and enjoyed it alot as usual.

 

[marlinspiker]

do you have to go nude while you work? that could get sketchy.

 

[PUClimber]

I want to see this ad or where do I apply? I've thought about becoming a nudist. That way I don't have to do laundry plus Marlin, you have to wear your PPE. Boots, hard hat, glasses, and chaps. The rest is up to you.

 

[CreTree]

I bring my own equipment everywhere I go.

 

[robinia]

I used to have to do tree work in a local nudist colony once a year or so. The crew would always argue about who DIDN'T have to go. It's not always pretty!

 

[countryboypa31]

Bush trimming once a week!!! Doesn't sound fun, and i'm not asking what they do with big wood.

 

[Maui Palm & Tree Care]

be carefull when using terms like "crotch" and "hardwood" around them. you might offend someone. hahaha

 

[patrick_riedl]

I was once kidnapped by a colony of nudist..They made forced me to submit to their behavior... fortunately I escaped...I never did get my clothes back.