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free trip on railways
Some day 3 Belgians(*) and 3 Dutchmen(*) take a ride on a train.
The 3 Belgians do buy a ticket each at the window and the 3 Dutchmen just buy 1 ticket. The Belgians are wondered, how do you guys travel on 1 ticket?
You'll see the Dutchmen say.
On the train the conductor is getting near, the 3 Dutchmen are going into one toilet together.
The conductor checks the Belgians tickets and all is ok, he goes forward, passes the toilet and knocks on the door.
One of the dutchmen slides the ticket under the door, the conductor checks it and slide it back.
The next day they take the train back.
The Belgians buy 1 ticket and the Dutchmen do not buy any ticket.
The Belgians are wondered again, how do you guys travel with no ticket at all?
You'll see the Dutchmen say.
On the train the conductor is getting near, the 3 Belgians are going into one toilet together.
The 3 Dutchmen are also going into one toilet, but the last Dutchmen does knock first on the toilet with the Belgians in.
The belgians slide their ticket underneath the door.......
(*) you can fill in what you want......
Some day 3 Belgians(*) and 3 Dutchmen(*) take a ride on a train.
The 3 Belgians do buy a ticket each at the window and the 3 Dutchmen just buy 1 ticket. The Belgians are wondered, how do you guys travel on 1 ticket?
You'll see the Dutchmen say.
On the train the conductor is getting near, the 3 Dutchmen are going into one toilet together.
The conductor checks the Belgians tickets and all is ok, he goes forward, passes the toilet and knocks on the door.
One of the dutchmen slides the ticket under the door, the conductor checks it and slide it back.
The next day they take the train back.
The Belgians buy 1 ticket and the Dutchmen do not buy any ticket.
The Belgians are wondered again, how do you guys travel with no ticket at all?
You'll see the Dutchmen say.
On the train the conductor is getting near, the 3 Belgians are going into one toilet together.
The 3 Dutchmen are also going into one toilet, but the last Dutchmen does knock first on the toilet with the Belgians in.
The belgians slide their ticket underneath the door.......
(*) you can fill in what you want......
Re: free trip on railways
Two hobos are walking down the train tracks one morning, wondering what they might be able to find for breakfast. They happen upon a bloated opossum, with hair falling off and flies buzzing all around. One hobo exclaims "Food!" and starts to dig in. He looks up at the other hobo and asks him "aren't you going to eat any of this?" The second one says "no thanks, I'm going to have a hot meal later".
A few hours later, they happened upon another dead animal lying there. Once again, the first hobo jumps in and starts to help himself to some of the "nutrition". He looks up at the second and again asks him if he wasn't going to partake. The second again replied he was waiting for a hot meal.
A few hours more, in the heat of the day, the first hobo became quite dizzy and had to sit down. After a few minutes, he got sick to his stomach, leaned over and threw up everything he'd eaten that day. The second hobo said "see? I told you I'd have a hot meal later!"
Two hobos are walking down the train tracks one morning, wondering what they might be able to find for breakfast. They happen upon a bloated opossum, with hair falling off and flies buzzing all around. One hobo exclaims "Food!" and starts to dig in. He looks up at the other hobo and asks him "aren't you going to eat any of this?" The second one says "no thanks, I'm going to have a hot meal later".
A few hours later, they happened upon another dead animal lying there. Once again, the first hobo jumps in and starts to help himself to some of the "nutrition". He looks up at the second and again asks him if he wasn't going to partake. The second again replied he was waiting for a hot meal.
A few hours more, in the heat of the day, the first hobo became quite dizzy and had to sit down. After a few minutes, he got sick to his stomach, leaned over and threw up everything he'd eaten that day. The second hobo said "see? I told you I'd have a hot meal later!"
Re: free trip on railways
Thats just wrong.
Thats just wrong.
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