Louisville

[KyLimbwalker]

Limbwalker is looking for experienced climbers who will help us stick it to the man. Be cool, become a Limbwalker. Contact us at limbwalker@iglou.com, or PM Kylimbwalker or Kysawyer..

Perks include, but are not limited to: free beer when we have a party, sweet t-shirts, money, and shop with a woodstove.

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

Sweet we got a wood stove to.

 

[KyLimbwalker]

Oh yeah, Jimmy? Then why don't you marry it?

 

[UrbanTC]

Interesting, very interesting. I am skilled at splitting wood, loading the woodstove, cleaning out the ashes, accepting money and drinking myself under the table. The shirts would be a nice perk but a few sweatshirts thrown in the mix would be nice.

 

[KentuckySawyer]

Yeah we have sweatshirts too. Did Chris mention stickers?

And sarcasm...

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

Well Corndog Im already taken,but a great idea none the less.

 

[marlinspiker]

sounds great, but too far

 

[SirTreeRat]

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Oh yeah, Jimmy? Then why don't you marry it?

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<font color="red">HA HA HA HA HA HA HA </font>

 

[SirTreeRat]

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Well Corndog Im already taken,but a great idea none the less.

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[KentuckySawyer]

Bump.


We are still looking for production climbers in the Louisville, KY area. Anyone interested can PM myself or Kylimbwalker.

 

[UrbanTC]

Any luck?

 

[KyLimbwalker]

Yes. We have a new addition to Team Limbwalker. Those familiar might know him as The Real Deal. We'll have his pic up on the website in a week or so.

 

[marlinspiker]

still hiring?

 

[KyLimbwalker]

We are always interested in motivated climbers. PM me and we can talk.

 

[easyphloem]

Oh man, you guys got the real deal?


I was hoping I could lure him down here to the Carolinas!


Lucky!



SZ

 

[KentuckySawyer]

I guess you'll just have to move here.


I talked to your boss the other day, SZ. I told him that we were stealing you away from Heartwood.

Did I mention, that unlike Heartwood, who has a measly ONE train car, the House of Limbwalker backs up to a whole freakin' train track. With honest to God trains rattlin' down the track! Patrick can't offer you that, EZ.

 

[UrbanTC]

Man, I would love to work with you guys for a couple days.

 

[easyphloem]

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I guess you'll just have to move here.


I talked to your boss the other day, SZ. I told him that we were stealing you away from Heartwood.

Did I mention, that unlike Heartwood, who has a measly ONE train car, the House of Limbwalker backs up to a whole freakin' train track. With honest to God trains rattlin' down the track! Patrick can't offer you that, EZ.

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No, my boss doesn't try to entice me with smelly old rattling trains.

Instead, Heartwood World Headquarters face Charlotte's newest bain for pea-brained conservatives who hate mass transit spending; The CATS Light Rail (Blue Line), a nearly silent, emission-less, hobo killing machine that speeds by every 5 minutes or so.

Now, whenever I want to go "uptown" to see the Panthers lose another home game at Bank Of America Stadium, I simply stroll down to the Woodlawn station and hop on the light rail (only after tailgating my butt off at the office).

I'm flattered that you would be willing to commit a felony in order to employ my services, but it's not happening. Patrick had me at "hello".



SZ

 

[KentuckySawyer]

Touche!


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a nearly silent, emission-less, hobo killing machine that speeds by every 5 minutes or so.

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Sorry dude, no Hobo killers here.

 

[easyphloem]

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Touche!


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a nearly silent, emission-less, hobo killing machine that speeds by every 5 minutes or so.

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Sorry dude, no Hobo killers here.

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To be fair, the Hobo was depressed and chose his fate.

The Light Rail was just an instrument of Death.



SZ