Husband down.....Its a joke but funny

[DonaldRobertson]

It may not belong in this catagory but it should give yall a laugh.


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

And who says that all guys are bright?

Funny

 

[tcsafety]

OK, here's my lastest:

A wife drags her weak husband to a marital therapist. The therapist asks, "OK how can I help you today?"

The wife starts in on her husband saying he doesn't do this or that, starts cutting him down in every which way, and the husband just sheepishly sits there, staring at the floor and occasionally wincing at the comments.

After about 20 minutes of this, the therapist gets up, pulls the woman up from the couch, and gives her a big passionate kiss.

He then turns to the husband and says, "She needs this at least twice a week."

The husband replies, "OK, I guess I could bring her by on Tuesdays and Thursdays..."

 

[kellyp]

Damn, I didn't want to laugh at that, and then I did!