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[JontreeHI]

Hi I'm new here. I have a dremel tool and an articulating ladder. I was considering marketing dental care for trees. I heard that some tree arborists used to use concrete for cavity repair. I was wondering if any of you dude men would be interested in helping me come up with a business plan. I am having a truck built to transport the tool. It's under cdl and has an extra large glove box for the dremel. For sure not a bucket truck, I hate them. I am splicing an eletrical cord but am unsure of the best way to bury the ground. I don't have a name for the company but the slogan is "Have a soft cavity? I'll fill it hard as a rock".

I can't help with business plan but I might make a suggestion regarding the slogan. I think it's wise to offer the potential client a bit of piece of mind right from the get-go, something to set you apart from the 'other guys.'
For example, and you can't use this because it's mine:

Such and such tree arbor care; we WON'T rape you

The emphasis is on the wont, implying that the other guys might. You see what I did there?

 

[macswan]

That's marketing.

 

[JontreeHI]

It's all about trust mac

 

[easyphloem]

The invisible hand...
SZ

 

[Crimsonking]

This weather has got to break, or this forum just might. Going for some therapy after seeing the protos thread.

 

[macswan]

Yeah bub, I am just glad I'm not the only going nucking futs

 

[Stihlmadd]

Ben sent his red helmet in to get detailed

 

[JeffGu]

That which can be seen... but cannot be unseen....

I've been washing my eyeballs out with Janitor-In-A-Drum and PineSol but it isn't helping.

 

[Steve Connally]

 

[macswan]

Love those guys. So effing funny. Best sketch comedy since Monty Python.

 

[TreeLogic]

Thank you?

1st thing I read this am. Laughed out loud...

 

[treehumper]

Leave you kids alone for an evening and this is what I wake up to?!

I'll have to send a thank you to that robot....



And SZ is that you doing the Heimlich?

 

[Leroy]

Leave you kids alone for an evening and this is what I wake up to?!

I'll have to send a thank you to that robot....



And SZ is that you doing the Heimlich?

I think he's gettin it! Kinky

 

[JeffGu]

And SZ is that you doing the Heimlich?

There's a fine line between the Heimlich Maneuver and felching. I thought the idea was to make the patient vomit, not the spectators.

 

[easyphloem]

There's a fine line between the Heimlich Maneuver and felching. I thought the idea was to make the patient vomit, not the spectators.

Never thought I'd see felching brought up on the Buzz. It's a brave new world.

SZ

 

[JeffGu]

It's a brave new world.

Indeed it is. Next thing you know, somebody will bring up pissing in the back of the chipper truck.

 

[wyoclimber]

Now that's crossing the line Gu. Have you no decency?

 

[BigWood]

Just googled felching.... Wish I hadn't !!! Some things you need to be able to unread.

 

[Stihlmadd]

armageddon!

 

[kstreehuggerco]

Heya Ben. I want you to know, I was just joking about your helmet mate. In the event of armageddon I may need to form alliances on other continents.