OK, so check this out. I swear Im not making this up. About a two months ago I saw a local hack tree company working along side a busy roadway taking down a decent sized cottonwood in a trailer park. There is a cinderblock wall around the perimeter of this fairly classy senior citizens trailer park. They are set up on the outside of the perimeter wall between it and a busy street with their 55ft bucket truck. No cones, no flaggers, and the clown that was flying the bucket was sporting the cool guy no shirt and no hat look. I was like, "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST???" (I actually do say that sometimes.) Any who, that was one of those Not my monkeys, not my circus moments.
So, This morning I get a call from a guy that I sub for alot asking if today would be a good day to start a big trailer park job. Guess what I did today? I took down 2 of the 11 big cottonwoods that are coming out of that trailer park. The hacks I saw a month earlier got fired after that first tree I saw them playing in. I couldnt resist taking a break at lunch and walking over to do a little crime scene investigation. The cap stone on the stone wall was smashed all to hell and the stump was halfway ground out, but that was it.
I really resent these clowns and am always talking smack about them, but right now Im laugh, laugh, laughing my ass all the way to the bank!!!


I dont know what these guys did to get fired, but I do this. With the money that they would have made off this job, they could have afforded to buy a half way decent chipper. Instead, they are going to have to keep hauling brush in a trailer.


My name's not Earl, but I do believe in Karma. All things will unfold the way they are Supposed to unfold. Its not always the way I want, or when I want, but its the way its gonna unfold none the less.