You're "outta control", MB.
No need to pull the guns out, they're just talking about dog doo.
And while we are still on this idiotic topic, I don't want to seem like a story topper, but a few weeks ago a dog actually urinated on my leg as I was standing with the homeowner looking over a project in the back yard. It was so hot out, I didn't even notice what was going on until the client looked down and screamed.
I'm a dog owner and dog lover, but that was really gross. Went down into the boot.
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