Death on Wheels

Treezybreez · Aug 7, 2016

Saw this on Craigslist. I can only picture a crazy clown towing this behind his creepy van.

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/grd/5686127377.html

ROYCE · Aug 7, 2016

That scares me. I just picture myself tripping over my shoelaces and falling head first into it.

JustinK · Aug 7, 2016

Im pretty sure that was once used in the process of butchering Brontosaurus', judging by the size and primitiveness.

Jackjcc · Aug 7, 2016

I have one of those, except pto powered. Works like a table saw, it really wasn't much more dangerous.

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Treezybreez · Aug 7, 2016

What do you use it for? Like Royce said I can picture some one tripping and ...

Jackjcc · Aug 7, 2016

Used it to cut logs and branches. The table slides and the one we have the blade was mounted at hip height.

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JeffGu · Aug 7, 2016

Oh, I like that... UL Approved and everything, I bet... would sure make getting rid of the bodies easier! I mean... branches! Yeah, branches.

Treezybreez · Aug 7, 2016

The moment I saw it, I thought of you Jeff. Just be careful the saw does not discriminate.

NE Tree · Aug 7, 2016

Oh I got you one better. My best buddies uncle gave him one much more gnarley than that. It has a 302 ford. I'll get a couple pics in an hour or so

NE Tree · Aug 7, 2016

This is more up Jeffgu's alley...and only about an hour away from him

JeffGu · Aug 7, 2016

Oh... and it has the anal probulator attachment! Custom exhaust system! Wow. You don't see this level of engineering skills and attention to safety just any old place. Where did you spot this gem? The Wilbur School of Engineering & Pig Farming?

NE Tree · Aug 7, 2016

It's sitting at our shop. Came from the very small town of Cedar Bluffs....so you were close in your guess lol. I'll probably try to fire it up one of these days.

JeffGu · Aug 7, 2016

Our population is a little higher, here... but the census guys probably counted the chickens and cattle that were standing around.
When you fire that thing up... multiple GoPro cameras on tripods, to catch the full glory and wonder of this contraption in operation, would be nice.
And don't edit out the blood and guts or body parts flying around. Have your next of kin monetize the video on YouBoob to help pay for hospital bills and funeral expenses!

I'm thinking it will go viral.