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[rico]

He's an animal lover, man. Multiple convictions.

I forgive him for all of his faults, though... because he knows where I hid the bodies.

There can be very little doubt that you are a very wise man Mr. JeffGu?

 

[JD3000]

@colb is gonna have a bird when he sees this derail...

 

[colb]

@colb is gonna have a bird when he sees this derail...

Uhh, it's important... (since @JeffGu located my neked baby-of-the-year shots)

 

[JD3000]

You were adorable!

 

[colb]

View attachment 49297 You were adorable!

I'm flattered that you think it was a color photograph...

 

[JeffGu]

...you think it was a color photograph...

He should have run that through the sepia filter in a graphics program, first... no, the modern toilet would still have given it away.

 

[JeffGu]

Is this you, @colb?

 

[colb]

Is this you, @colb?

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@JeffGu It's the last thing you'll see before sleepy time, if that's what you mean. Looks like the last thing @JD3000 will see is a golden technicolor shower, so consider yourself fortunate.

My Nova 1624 is supposed to arrive this morning. Time to unload and brush off the arb trolley, and get a damn cup of coffee. Are you guys working today or just posting baby bunz from your work computers?

 

[JD3000]

Teaching then work.

 

[JD3000]

And work today entails looking at the greenhouse plants and pretending to be busy at my desk...

 

[JeffGu]

I'm going to just piss the whole day away and make a pot of coffee. I might think about doing something constructive, but I doubt it. It snowed again, and I'm sick of looking at it. I might go as far as the corner Stop 'N Rob and get emergency supplies, like spicy pork rinds and a ham sandwich.

Try not to freeze any important parts off while you're out there, @colb... I'm going to sit this one out.

 

[rico]

I think I might have over done it with the coffee today. My scalp is all tingly and feels funny, I’m a little dizzy, I have hot, dry, slighty sore throat, and I’m in a f***ckin really good mood! Should I seek medical help?

 

[JD3000]

Bring yerself back down with a beer.

 

[JD3000]

Bring yerself back down with a beer.

 

[JeffGu]

Should I seek medical help?

Absolutely not. Medical science can give you a slightly better buzz, but there are nasty side effects. Stick with the self-medication with coffee. Those narco squads have never broke my door down and confiscated my Mr. Coffee machine for evidence, even though I have METH LAB stickers on all of them. I've also never blown up my garage and left a 30-foot crater in my yard.

 

[JD3000]

Yet the things that have gone down there make Helter Skelter look like an episode of My Little Pony.

 

[JD3000]

And not for nothing, but it turns out that a well prepared pony steak aint half bad.

 

[JeffGu]

...the things that have gone down there...

Venial sins, in the grand scheme of things. Minor transgressions, at best. Not unlike eating ponies or putting out kitchen fires with a bunny.
It's not like I colluded with the Russians or hired drug cartels to cater the parties. Well, ok, there was that one time... but, I've confessed my sins to Father Flannigan and absolution is almost a certainty.

I'd barbecue a purple dinosaur at the next gathering, but I'm not sure which wine would be appropriate, or if Stonehenge is available.

 

[JeffGu]

Wait... maybe we could have it in Cleveland... it's practically in ruins.

 

[JD3000]

Probably would be best.

No one would notice a section of Nebraska becoming more uninhabitable than it already is.

Coffee anyone?