Breaking NEWS - Michael Jackson dies age 50

Ez and I broke our phone cold war over this.

Ez had a very good point though and I think it will work for you old people out there but I think it's important that he tell you.

Human crane and I are going back to our shop and hugging this one out. I still can't believe it.

Dammit. DAMMIT!!!
 
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Ez had a very good point though and I think it will work for you old people out there but I think it's important that he tell you.

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I told Marc that even though it is a shock to hear about MJ's passing, he was dead to me after the Mcaully Culken days. I mourned the artist I knew as Michael Jackson shortly before that weird robot car movie he made.

I am moving on.


And Marc, don't call me ever again unless a mega-star like MJ dies.



SZ
 
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well, I guess all young boys are now a bit safer....

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Somewhere deep in the recesses of the Presbyterian Hemby Memorial Intensive Care Nursery, Climber is breathing a sigh of relief.



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Ez and I broke our phone cold war over this.


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I have to say, I had a choice in the matter this time. The first time I called him, it was right after climber arrived, only 1:24AM EST. Thank god I got his answering machine. I explained to him that I didn't have the ability to text, as I was speeding away from the hospital suffering from a case of PTSD, and that I would raise my boy for one purpose...to grow up and kill him.


He called me yesterday talkin bout "oh this is Marc, I want to be your boyfriend. I'm so worried that you are going through a rough time, and I just want you to know that I will drive 10 hours just to give you a hug and offer my body for spooning if need be..." and on and on. Thank god it went to voicemail.


But today, when he called, I answered it because I knew it was an emergency. Kind of like Walter in the Big Lebowski.

I got the info I needed from Marc, told him what I thought about it, then told him the magic was dying for me, and if he continued to try to call me all of the time, there will be no spooning of any kind in the future.

He has a really squeaky Philly voice. I am going to enjoy mopping the floor with his ugly face.



SZ
 
It's okay buddy. I understand. This is hard for all of us. If attacking me makes you feel better then by all means but it isn't going to bring mikey back.

This kind of stuff happens easy, it's just important that you remember him the best you can and say goodbye and know that he will always watch over you, even when you ask him not to, even when you threaten to call the cops and even when you think your alone sleeping. He will be there for you. As will I.

Well love you mike.
 
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This kind of stuff happens easy, it's just important that you remember him the best you can and say goodbye and know that he will always watch over you, even when you ask him not to, even when you threaten to call the cops and even when you think your alone sleeping. He will be there for you. As will I.



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That may be the most reasonable post you have ever written.



SZ
 
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