black walnut sales call

[1adkarborist]

how many times has this happened to you?

 

[1adkarborist]

the log deal!

 

[treegongfu]

Those are hilarious. Better than family guy.

 

[Porkwatts]

A local hack calls this "log on the brain". Funny stuff.

 

[BRT]

Highly Valuable Black Walnut Tree--My wife and I laughed until our faces hurt!

Straight from Craigslist!

 

[kstreehuggerco]

I have seen one or two CraigsList ads that I have been tempted to respond with those vids. Except around here its more like, "Wanted; bonded, licensed, and insured tree service to cut down my Elm trees for the fire wood."

 

[BRT]

I have seen one or two CraigsList ads that I have been tempted to respond with those vids. Except around here its more like, "Wanted; bonded, licensed, and insured tree service to cut down my Elm trees for the fire wood."

"That's a hardwood, right? Should be good for burning."

 

[kstreehuggerco]

"That's a hardwood, right? Should be good for burning."

Better than Oak!!!! "You should get 4 cords of fire wood out of those trees. How much is hard wood firewood? Well hell son, your gonna make $1200 off of this wood."

 

[BRT]

Better than Oak!!!! "You should get 4 cords of fire wood out of those trees. How much is hard wood firewood? Well hell son, your gonna make $1200 off of this wood."

"What, you own a splitter? Then this is a no-brainer! You should be payin me!"

 

[kstreehuggerco]

"What, you own a splitter? Then this is a no-brainer! You should be payin me!"

"and you have a chipper? How much do you SELL the mulch for?"

 

[BRT]

"Let's see here; you have a splitter, a truck, a chipper, and you run your own business--you're wealthy! Rich! And you wanna just come and steal my valuable firewood?"

 

[craneguy1]

I love that one.

 

[frashdog]

omg...

she is like a weak jedi, maybe she forgot the hand wave.

oh its a woman, that makes so much sense now.

 

[monkeylove]

The only people that skilled labor is cheap are those people without skill.

 

[Gorman]

I did a contract climbing job for a local outfit and it was a black walnut removal. I talked him into spending another few hours keeping it in log lengths and still after everything he went through he didn't make any money out of it. He just bartered with the boards.

 

[pincherookie27]

We had a guy recently call us up offering to give us his huge oak log. "You guys can just have it. Come by and pick it up any time."

 

[semifnordic]

On Craigslist this week: https://cleveland.craigslist.org/for/d/may-be-willing-to-sell-my-3/6552327803.html

 

[dttm]

what is that DBH?....like 14"....What in the world?

 

[squad143]

I recently saw a meme that read;

"I'll cut your tree down for the firewood,
the day you mow my lawn for the dog s#*t."

 

[Santiago Casanova]

I recently saw a meme that read;

"I'll cut your tree down for the firewood,
the day you mow my lawn for the dog s#*t."

I want that on a shirt.