Avatar

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
To start the weekend off right....



SZ

[/ QUOTE ]


Wow dude, you have some serious extra time on your hands!

[/ QUOTE ]


Serious is my middle name.



SZ
 
8 hours in a first-time child birth class. Sitting around on the floor with other first time parents-to-be. Most of the other dudes there were total douche bags. But I guess maybe some of them thought I was a douche bag.

But that's probably because I kept calling them douche bags to their face.


SZ
 

Attachments

  • 174259-simpsons_nelson_haha2.webp
    174259-simpsons_nelson_haha2.webp
    15.6 KB · Views: 25
[ QUOTE ]
But that's probably because I kept calling them douche bags to their face.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL. Can there be a funnier insult then "douche bag"????
applaudit.gif
 
This is a great one, EZ!

Good thing I don't get sea-sick.
I'm always the one out on the prow of the boat 'riding the waves' with a big smile on my face
smile.gif


while everyone else is in the back all green-faced and throwing up !



-Diane-
 
[ QUOTE ]

I'm always the one out on the prow of the boat 'riding the waves' with a big smile on my face
smile.gif



[/ QUOTE ]


Do you sail?


The Altreeist and I got a 20 foot Highlander last year, and I hope we get it out in the water this summer more than last year.



SZ
 
[ QUOTE ]
Do you sail?

[/ QUOTE ]

My brother does.... or did....you don't want to know EZ...

...once he had kids...everything changed...

So don't let that happen to you, okay?

Sure having kids changes things in you and your life,
but remember to keep your "core"!
...because the kids grow up and move on...

-Diane-
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Do you sail?

[/ QUOTE ]

My brother does.... or did....you don't want to know EZ...

...once he had kids...everything changed...

So don't let that happen to you, okay?

Sure having kids changes things in you and your life,
but remember to keep your "core"!
...because the kids grow up and move on...

-Diane-

[/ QUOTE ]

Your reply has a sinister intonation to it....particularly after spending the last day and a half in a crash course for new parents-to-be.


I have learned about contractions, pre-labor, actual labor, transitional stage, and the delivery....all very informative.



I am positive that I will find ample time to pull the boat out to the lake, step the mast, and attend to all of the little things that may have broken since the last time we sailed........



Yeah, no problem.



SZ
 

New threads New posts

Back
Top Bottom