Oh man! I jus wub dis widdle puppy wuppy, don't I? You are such a widdle cutie wutie. Go on! Get the ball! Get it! Go get it! Get the ball! Don't you want the ball? Yes, you want the ball! Go get it! Go get the ball! Go get the ball!... (later that day) GASP! Bad dog! Bad dog! No! Look what you did! Did you make poopy on the carpet? Bad dog! No make poopy on the carpet! You are bad! No! That is a no-no! You made poopy on the carpet didn't you? Did you make poopy on the carpet? Go lay...hey! Go lay down! Go... no... I said go lay down!... (ten minutes later) Did Daddy yell at you? Daddy's sorry. Daddy yelled because you went poopy where you weren't supposed to. No poopy on the carpet, OK? Is that OK? Daddy's sorry he yelled at you. C'mere, Daddy wubs you! Yes he does! Yes Daddy wubs you! etc, etc, etc.