A Festivus for the Rest of Us

[JeffGu]

Stocking stuffer idea: Stretchy Poop

 

[JD3000]

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Stocking stuffer idea: Stretchy Poop

Now, with googly eyes!

 

[evo]

Cool thing about getting back into smithing, is that I have ample amounts of coal for stocking stuffers... the kids are pissed

 

[Jonny]

 

[JD3000]

This Christmas season, BE SOMEBODY.
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And now for the airing of grievances...

I GOT A LOT PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!

@Jeff ... Has guests over, tells them lambrusco is fine wine and then gives them food poisoning.

@Worthaug ... Worst mustache ever.

@Tyler Durden ...Brad Pitt fanboy.

@treehumper ...coffee breath to cover up chronic halitosis.

@deevo ...Canadian.

@Magnum783 ...maintains his size by eating puppies and kittens.

@treebilly ...Steelers fan.

@Oroboros ...Canadian.

@swingdude ...alien invader that gave up the mission and moved to paradise.

@Tom Dunlap ...fleeing the Twin Cities due to Mob debt. Degenerate skee ball gambler.

@evo ...says the exotic dancing is just to keep him in beer money...

@colb ...Russian spy.

@Bucknut ...Nick Saban fanclub president.

@oldoakman ...also eats puppies and kittens. Canadian.

@JeffGu ...owes me $43, a vintage nine iron, an authentic 18th century Belarusian merkin, and a waffle maker.

@Steve Connally ...sells stuffed eagles at NASCAR races.

@Levi.CO ...has a Thai family in the basement making Silky and Arbor Wear knock-offs.

@Drumbo ...Amish pimp.

Bump.

And now for the Airing of Grievances yah filthy Buzzards...

 

[cerviarborist]

Stop crying, and fight your father!

 

[Tuebor]

 

[cerviarborist]

"Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe........ I lost my train of thought."

 

[Jonny]

 

[Reach]

I forgot about those crazy guys!

 

[treebilly]

I’ve been asked to talk at our company Christmas party tonight. I don’t think my boss has a clue as to what holiday it is. Let the “airing of grievances” begin

 

[Tuebor]

I’ve been asked to talk at our company Christmas party tonight. I don’t think my boss has a clue as to what holiday it is. Let the “airing of grievances” begin

Make sure you drink a lot before you get up to speak.

 

[Tuebor]

 

[evo]

We did the heathen solstice thing. Funny cause I got all excited last year and bought a axe handle at the hardware store, it was really nice, perfect grain, blah blah.. finally I got sick of it taking space in the closet, found a ‘flawed’ axe head on eBay..
got me a new wedge pounder, the head was 4.5# and it’s just over 5.5 with a handle..
sooo basically told the wife and kid, this is what your getting me for solstice.
For those of you who don’t know, the axe isn’t flawed one bit. It’s hand made, forge welded, and you can see the temper line

 

[treebilly]

Make sure you drink a lot before you get up to speak.

I picked a hell of a year to quit drinking.

 

[Jonny]

 

[Jonny]