2020 72’ platform lift SOLD

[Brando CalPankian]

I'll trade you @Matias soul for the lift.

 

[Brando CalPankian]

And $5

 

[Matias]

And $5

See, this is already gettin too rich for my blood.

 

[flushcut]

Deal! You can have my soul if you get me this lift

I only deal in tangible goods. Sorry.

 

[chipper1]

I only deal in tangible goods. Sorry.

So, arms and legs?

 

[Matias]

So, arms and legs?

I have some of those I'm not using right now! Flushcut?!?

 

[flushcut]

Internal organs only, better resale value.

 

[Matias]

Internal organs only, better resale value.

You are in luck, because I have only had my tonsils removed so far, so I can safely offer a kidney, and since I will have a dope lift I won't have to climb as much, so perhaps you would like to grab a lung? I will also commit to regular platelet and bone marrow donations.

But seriously, I wish that I could get loans at reasonable rates.

 

[flushcut]

Even at iffy rates you will make money fast.

 

[Matias]

Even at iffy rates you will make money fast.

Hows 24.5% sound?

I was a ghost until 7 years ago

 

[Brando CalPankian]

My problem is just that the business is under 1 year old and everything has been on my credit. Makes the process take way longer.

 

[flushcut]

Hows 24.5% sound?

I was a ghost until 7 years ago

Ouch! How’s your credit score?

 

[Matias]

Ouch! How’s your credit score?

Abysmal because of my stubbornness as a youth, trying to live outside the system. Turns out no activity at all is much worse than a baseline level of modest activity. I also got shafted really hard in 2020, because I had just lost a job and hadn't started anything new as I was handling some house projects, so I couldn't find work and I couldn't collect unemployment. I had been robbed the year prior as well, lost a lot of tools and tanks and infrastructure.

 

[flushcut]

It’s never too late to start building credit. A cheap auto loan is a good one to start with.

 

[Matias]

It’s never too late to start building credit. A cheap auto loan is a good one to start with.

I've been working on it. Was well on track and doing great til 2020. I am halfway back to where I was. All in good time. I know I'm not the asshole here. Just what it is this go around.

 

[96coal449]

Imadik
But, not an asshole

 

[flushcut]

My wife calls me an asshole every so often. So you’re not alone, lol.

 

[AxeTree]

Please delete- sold

 

[Matias]

Please delete- sold

Just edit the title to say 'sold'

 

[Brando CalPankian]

Dammit. Too slow