Tell me something stupid you did!

Aww damn! I bet that was a horrible feeling g.
That was actually the worst part. Not the bill, not dealing with it, but just that feeling of dread the instant I realized what I'd done.
Were you able to just get a new door or did it screw up the frame too?
Just the door. I was skilled enough to center it perfectly in the door and miss the frame and the cab.
 
This one is fresh as in 12 hrs ago. I'm in a black spruce. It resembles a telephone pole and a half with fur growing off it. The largest branch was about 1 1/2" in dia. Landing zone was a little tight with a garage and two fences, one of which is white vinyl. I get to 10-8' from the top and grab the rope off my side. I tie off the top old school style and have my lanyard choked to the spar. I then tie my climbing line above the lanyard with a blake's hitch and yell down "let it ride!" Boy was I wrong. I was spiked into 5"es in dia, the top doesn't ride at all but I sure as hell did. One of my spikes kick out dropping me down a few inches and I take a head blow from the spar. I see blood droplets falling and my buddy in the honey locust behind me asks if I'm ok. My back is towards him so he can't see me. I yell to him "I'm dripping!" Funny now that it's 12 hrs later. My left eye brow is bleeding so I keep my eye closed and yell to the groundy to let the top down. I'm told to bail out and hit the ground and check myself out. But now I'm mad and I bomb down two 4' chunks. At this point the bleeding stops and I chunk out the rest all the way down. I look in the truck mirror and it looks like I walked off a horror movie set. A wet wash cloth, some rubbing alcohol and I'm good to go. Next time I'm using a block.
 
This one is fresh as in 12 hrs ago. I'm in a black spruce. It resembles a telephone pole and a half with fur growing off it. The largest branch was about 1 1/2" in dia. Landing zone was a little tight with a garage and two fences, one of which is white vinyl. I get to 10-8' from the top and grab the rope off my side. I tie off the top old school style and have my lanyard choked to the spar. I then tie my climbing line above the lanyard with a blake's hitch and yell down "let it ride!" Boy was I wrong. I was spiked into 5"es in dia, the top doesn't ride at all but I sure as hell did. One of my spikes kick out dropping me down a few inches and I take a head blow from the spar. I see blood droplets falling and my buddy in the honey locust behind me asks if I'm ok. My back is towards him so he can't see me. I yell to him "I'm dripping!" Funny now that it's 12 hrs later. My left eye brow is bleeding so I keep my eye closed and yell to the groundy to let the top down. I'm told to bail out and hit the ground and check myself out. But now I'm mad and I bomb down two 4' chunks. At this point the bleeding stops and I chunk out the rest all the way down. I look in the truck mirror and it looks like I walked off a horror movie set. A wet wash cloth, some rubbing alcohol and I'm good to go. Next time I'm using a block.
Adrenaline! When you get that wound up you could pick up a entire Volvo I am convinced. Add in a bit of anger and you are throwing caddie (not the new ones either). I know I have worked through some injuries that really hurt once I calmed down.
 
I look in the truck mirror and it looks like I walked off a horror movie set.
Adrenaline! When you get that wound up you could pick up a entire Volvo I am convinced.
Not that I suggest getting hurt, but it does a great job of motivating the slacking groundies when they're whining about piddly little stuff and here you are, caked in blood and out working all of them put together. They usually pick up the pace after seeing that.
 
Adrenaline!..... I know I have worked through some injuries that really hurt once I calmed down.



Was chipping some stuff one morning when it was -10F. Didn't open the feed wheels for a 8-9" diameter section of log. Feed wheels grabbed it and slammed it down on my finger. Didn't think much of it. Finished working and got in the truck. Took gloves off after we got in the truck and were on the road. Glove was soaked in blood and it had smashed the end of my finger and popped the end of the fleshy part at the tip like a grape. Once the truck heater got warm and I started regaining feeling, I was in a world of hurt. I think I'd rather take a kick to the boys thank that.


Also reminds me of another time, coincidentally it was about the same temp, maybe a little colder. It was in late March last year. I'll preface by saying I wear a thin merino wool base layer, then regular work pants, and an arborwear single thick hoodie, appropriate head gear for the temps, and generally regulate my comfort pretty well from -15F to +25F just by changing what's on my head and neck.


Well this day was no different, had on the thin base layer, and khaki work pants. Chipping some maple tips that were rather whippy, considering the temps, but the sap was already flowing. Well I shove a pile of brush in the feed tray table and the feed wheels snatch it in. The tip of one of the branches whips and catches me right on the tip of Little JustinK. I may or may not have shed some tears on that one. :llorando:
 
Some times I just cut shit when I should rope it and I just imagine nothing bad is gonna happen. More then not, nothing really bad has happened. Maybe a hole in the asphalt, smashed mailbox, dent on the rain gutter, limbs ripped off nearby ornamentals, fence rail bent, you know nothing that can be fixed. Those lessons of fixing shit will make you think twice about, just cutting it. So, you'd better get better at just cutting it, to another level when I dialed in darting tops with big saws.

Ok worst one. Bout 10 years ago, big white birch felled. Holding wood snapped but the butt sat in the stump. My bro/mentor looked at me and we acknowledged the stump/butt deal. I went to limbing, legit second to last limb I started to under cut and I saw the tension being released I stopped as it snapped and the whole log dropped off the butt and rotated to send that last limb over right at my face. The three inch limb made contact just above my chin , just under the bottom lip, worse then a baseball bat to the face. Picked me up off the ground and slammed me down. I lost vision, could still hear the saw next to my head on the ground. I stood up and regained sight except it was crooked like 45 degrees. I ran at my truck to see the damage in the mirror, but I took a big ark and had to cock my head to compensate for the skewed view. No missing teeth, just a big ol split below the lip gushing. The emergency room doc of the day just happen to be an accomplished plastic surgeon. 20 total stitches. 10 on the outside, 5 in the split and 5 inside the mouth. The split never made it through. A bit higher and I'd have lost some teeth, a bit lower and I'd probably gotten a crushed wind pipe. Def stupid.

Ya buddy..
that sort of thing will teach you quick... I had the owner of an arb supply shp come to a job and demo a used chipper he was selling. He was all gung-ho into helping cut and drag brush and chip... dropped a sassafrass wit three leads in the top.. I started cutting one side, which then got light enogh that the whoe rest of the top started rolling right on him. I screamed as loud as I could, but he couldn't hear me over the chipper. I grabbed the end of the cut lead and hung on with all my weight getting lifted off the ground, which was only enough to slow the roll. The other lead landed right on his head, which surprised me when he walked it off, like no big deal.. must have just glanced him. That was probably 20 years ago... generally I like to have just one man do the cutting on these situations.
 
Man, that's poop! Murphy's law right-damn stubs........I thought limbs hanging up on stubs left on the spar were bad enough - Now I gotta worry about stubs on the ground! WTF?
maybe not worth worrying about, but someone has to pick them up, shich is reason not to make em in the first place... if its a removal, just make the cut back into the collar, what T F is so hard about getting that into the thick skulls of pro climbers...
 
I have a hard-on for board and bat siding. So I got the bright idea to cut some 18ft hemlock logs and haul them 25 miles to the sawmill on my neighbors running gear ..... Well 2 flat tires later I got tired of buying him new shit and i grab my 10 ft trailer. I figure I'll just hang the boards off the front and back a little and I'll be good. Turns out with my poor little trailer that the boards would be tipped up enough to be dragging on the ground if I laid them over the front. So I'll just lay them flat hang 8 ft out the back untill I get the stack tall enough to hang them over the front. All loaded up 8ft out the back 8 ft out the front figure I got er balanced perty guud I take off. 98 chevy 1500 short bed hauling this btw way. Over loaded on the trailer no trailer breaks and a tired ass Chevy. Was doing all right untill I came to the first big hill. I grab some clutch and let er free wheel. The trailer starts whipping I hit the breaks and it gets worse so I let them go .... I hit about 60mph when this all went to shit. Trailer is whipping so bad the tires are squealing like cut pigs. I look in the mirror and see the thing is just ripping sideways. It's ripping the whole back end of the truck back and forth with it like a rag doll .... I'm playing hell trying to keep this shit-show between the ditches when I notice this teal Chevy Geo looking thing in other lane that I'm now commendering its pulled over past the white line flashing his lights at me like I don't know what's going on. I held it together somehow to the bottom of the hill and started up the back side it straightened right out I waved to the geo like a pro as I passed him he was still all white faced jaw hanging open.... 2hrs later and no more than 30mph I made It home. Pile of boards never budged apparently I r did good with the ratchet straps
That's a goodn
 
So no tree involved here but...... I decided to build a house a few years ago I'm building it out of shipping containers ..... cuz I'm a glutton for punishment I guess .... anyhow first container arrives driver gets all douchy after he almost backs off the side on my driveway into a 30 ft gully while I'm screaming at him to stop then whined about branches rubbing the side of his road grimy truck. So he wouldent back up any further he thought the slight incline would prevent it from tipping off the trailer..... so whatever guy just drop the fuker and get out of here. So he proceeded to tip this trailer up that goes way past 45° even tho the container was sliding off at like 25° he gets gone good riddance .....now I need to move it 150 ft or so from where it sits so I get out the handy man jack and the come along and chains block up some rollers and get to work container is 10k lbs I'm cranking one corner up and cribbing in as I go. I get to a point where because of where the rollers were under it I was lifting quite a bit with the oll handy man I was basically sitting on the lever and couldn't get the next notch so I wiggle up on this lever and I'm now standing on it bracing against the side of the container pushing with my legs.... sneekers lost grip legs separated and granted handle of the jack free passage upwards and onwards as I'm falling helplessly into rather elaborate setup for a self induced nut shot I had a moment of clarity for a second where I though was there really any other possible outcome ?? I felt like wily coyote .... unfortunately my nuts did indeed try to put a stop to this nonsense its a little blurry as to what happened next but the handle won and there I lay on the ground in the mud prolly close to half hour untill I composed myself enough to drive down town and buy a bottle jack. Hands down the worst nut shot I've ever taken no walk hop skip or jump it off it was like instant fetal position arms crossed holding ankles human ball.
 
maybe not worth worrying about, but someone has to pick them up, shich is reason not to make em in the first place... if its a removal, just make the cut back into the collar, what T F is so hard about getting that into the thick skulls of pro climbers...
I'll take the thick skull comment (true as true can be), but I'm no pro climber!
 
So no tree involved here but...... I decided to build a house a few years ago I'm building it out of shipping containers ..... cuz I'm a glutton for punishment I guess .... anyhow first container arrives driver gets all douchy after he almost backs off the side on my driveway into a 30 ft gully while I'm screaming at him to stop then whined about branches rubbing the side of his road grimy truck. So he wouldent back up any further he thought the slight incline would prevent it from tipping off the trailer..... so whatever guy just drop the fuker and get out of here. So he proceeded to tip this trailer up that goes way past 45° even tho the container was sliding off at like 25° he gets gone good riddance .....now I need to move it 150 ft or so from where it sits so I get out the handy man jack and the come along and chains block up some rollers and get to work container is 10k lbs I'm cranking one corner up and cribbing in as I go. I get to a point where because of where the rollers were under it I was lifting quite a bit with the oll handy man I was basically sitting on the lever and couldn't get the next notch so I wiggle up on this lever and I'm now standing on it bracing against the side of the container pushing with my legs.... sneekers lost grip legs separated and granted handle of the jack free passage upwards and onwards as I'm falling helplessly into rather elaborate setup for a self induced nut shot I had a moment of clarity for a second where I though was there really any other possible outcome ?? I felt like wily coyote .... unfortunately my nuts did indeed try to put a stop to this nonsense its a little blurry as to what happened next but the handle won and there I lay on the ground in the mud prolly close to half hour untill I composed myself enough to drive down town and buy a bottle jack. Hands down the worst nut shot I've ever taken no walk hop skip or jump it off it was like instant fetal position arms crossed holding ankles human ball.
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My first boss let me borrow the manual 550 dump to move over a weekend. A buddy helped me move, he was also moving, so we went to his place after to get his shit too. Backed the dump into the driveway up a slight incline. Opened the back door and left it hanging to the side, went in to grab boxes. Come back out truck is gone...

Hadn't put on the brake it popped outta first and rolled down the drive, door hit a cedar softly and shut with out bouncing back open, missing the Audi on the other side of the tree. Continued down the drive and crossed the busy ish rd the house was located on, without hitting any cars, or apparently drawing any attention whatsoever. Then made its way across a flat field toward some woods. The level ground and myriad small saplings in its path brought it to a soft, dare I say cradled embrace of a stop. No damage.

...none of which could I possibly know as I walked out of the house to an empty drive, drop the box of breakables (read as: bong, etc.), and run screaming down the driveway. "Shitshitshitshitfuckshit, I am so fired....it's fine, how the hell is it fine, wtf?!" My buddy Trevor just let go and started laughing as hard as humanly possible. Lucky day.
 
My first boss let me borrow the manual 550 dump to move over a weekend. A buddy helped me move, he was also moving, so we went to his place after to get his shit too. Backed the dump into the driveway up a slight incline. Opened the back door and left it hanging to the side, went in to grab boxes. Come back out truck is gone...

Hadn't put on the brake it popped outta first and rolled down the drive, door hit a cedar softly and shut with out bouncing back open, missing the Audi on the other side of the tree. Continued down the drive and crossed the busy ish rd the house was located on, without hitting any cars, or apparently drawing any attention whatsoever. Then made its way across a flat field toward some woods. The level ground and myriad small saplings in its path brought it to a soft, dare I say cradled embrace of a stop. No damage.

...none of which could I possibly know as I walked out of the house to an empty drive, drop the box of breakables (read as: bong, etc.), and run screaming down the driveway. "Shitshitshitshitfuckshit, I am so fired....it's fine, how the hell is it fine, wtf?!" My buddy Trevor just let go and started laughing as hard as humanly possible. Lucky day.
Too bad the bong broke, you coulda used it at that point I'm sure!
 
maybe not worth worrying about, but someone has to pick them up, shich is reason not to make em in the first place... if its a removal, just make the cut back into the collar, what T F is so hard about getting that into the thick skulls of pro climbers...
Like I said it was a homeowner prune which I did cut off. It just got missed in the clean up.
 
This thread is frikkin beautiful, I'm bumping it. For those who haven't seen it before, I'd really encourage you to read it all through from page 1.

I idled the chipper down and went in the box to pee. Heard it fire back up, midstream, I started screaming but he couldn't hear me by then, and I couldn't just stop in the middle lol. I didn't get blasted, but I had to duck until there was a break in chipping to get the guy's attention so I could climb back out.
I always told someone I was going back there after that. Or shut it down and take the key with me.

Back when I was really green and 19 years old I was sent to remove a small blue spruce with the boss's wife. I didn't understand hinge wood, I just went through the motions notching and back cut like I saw everyone else do. Cut right through the hinge and dumped it right on the house. Little dented gutter and a bruised ego. I had thought I was getting better, and it felt good to be sent to a job where I was responsible for getting it done.

I remember walking up to the base of a tree, slinging my lanyard around it (steel snap) hearing " BONK! OWW MOTHERF'ER! " Lol I didn't know a coworker was over there. Right in the temple.
 
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Would running a 518 skidder with bad brakes classify as stupid? Drove that fucker until the brakes completely gave out and the skipper ended up upside down in a creek. Oops!

Does sticking chainsaws into your flesh count as stupid? If so, kindly color me stupid

Does standing in front of a stump as it is being pulled out with a self loading log truck classify as stupid? Stump broke loose and hit me right in the chest. Left my boot prints 2 stories up on the side of a house. No shit!

Does loosing 5 front teeth to a camper shell door and a tailgate count? Don't ask.

Would trying to shit on the hood of a cop car classify as stupid. I surmised as much right about the time said cops began delivering me the best ass-whooping I have ever received in my miserable life. I couldn't eat solid foods for a few months after that one.

I could go on and on here, but I think you get the point. I think it goes without saying that I am not the brightest bulb in the pack?
 
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