Coffee Coffee Coffee

[JeffGu]

Put it in a box, and ship to "Osceola Town Drunk"... I'll get it. That other "Town Drunk" guy is just a wannabe. Even the Post Office ignores him. He actually has a job, and stuff. Loser.

 

[JD3000]

Also self respect, ambition, and a soul...

 

[rico]

Possibly the perfect bean! 2 Americano's = Heart palpitations, tingling scalp, increased anger & aggression, and multiple morning poops. Perfect!

 

[JD3000]

Saturday is for coffee pooping.

 

[JeffGu]

With disturbing color variations and an urgency that requires immediate attention.

 

[JD3000]

Edit: Sunday is also for coffee pooping.

 

[rico]

Edit: Sunday is also for coffee pooping.

Why is it that whenever a thread gets really juvenile, you, Mr. Gu, and myself are the last one's standing? WTF is wrong with everyone else around here?

 

[JD3000]

A complete and utter disregard for accepted social mores, standards, and values?

Either that or I ate too much paste and crayons.






Or hallucinogens being another possibility.

 

[JeffGu]

Sophomoric humor is an artform, not a personality defect. It's like pussy, you either get it, or you don't.

 

[JeffGu]

It's what they had. Works for me.

 

[JD3000]

Seattle's Best French roast in the early am for me.

 

[JeffGu]

I like their Breakfast Blend but French roast coffee is dark and strong... I have to be half-crocked, wore out and feeling weak to actually appreciate it enough to brew it on purpose.

 

[JD3000]

Sophomoric humor is an artform, not a personality defect. It's like pussy, you either get it, or you don't.

Not the most popular guy at the moment but the quote works.

 

[colb]

Finally, a climbing helmet I can work with.

Let me know how that aerial friction device works out...

 

[colb]

Why is it that whenever a thread gets really juvenile, you, Mr. Gu, and myself are the last one's standing? WTF is wrong with everyone else around here?

 

[JeffGu]

The wife and I stopped in at a Starbucks because it was a few yards from where we parked, and had a couple of blended, cold mocha frappacino thingies, SMALL and when the bimbo behind the counter rang it up we both were a little stunned. That shit was high as giraffe pussy. We were up in Columbus. Nebraska, not Ohio. Apparently, though, Starbucks didn't realize this, as the prices were a tad on the steep side for this neck of the woods... er... deserted wasteland. No wonder the place was empty.

I'm trying to find a coffee that I found a couple of years ago, that I liked a lot. It was called Three Peckered Billy Goat... well, that particular blend was, anyway. Forgot the name of the company.

 

[JD3000]

Three Peckered Billy Goat

Blithering Idiot & Nimrod, Inc.

 

[colb]

The wife and I stopped in at a Starbucks because it was a few yards from where we parked, and had a couple of blended, cold mocha frappacino thingies, SMALL and when the bimbo behind the counter rang it up we both were a little stunned. That shit was high as giraffe pussy. We were up in Columbus. Nebraska, not Ohio. Apparently, though, Starbucks didn't realize this, as the prices were a tad on the steep side for this neck of the woods... er... deserted wasteland. No wonder the place was empty.

I'm trying to find a coffee that I found a couple of years ago, that I liked a lot. It was called Three Peckered Billy Goat... well, that particular blend was, anyway. Forgot the name of the company.

If you're up for it, travel with your own coffee kit...

Porlex mini ceramic burr hand grinder
Aeropress
Some way of producing an exact water temperature

The grinder fits inside the aeropress, so it doesn't take up much space. It makes one cup at a time.

Anyone ever plug in a water heater to their car?

Sorry you had to shell out for Starbucks, @JeffGu ...

 

[rico]

Vanilla Hazelnut, Cold Mocha Frappacino's, and Starbucks? Mr. Gu has clearly lost his shit, and his manhood. Pull it together man!

 

[rico]

I'm trying to find a coffee that I found a couple of years ago, that I liked a lot. It was called Three Peckered Billy Goat... well, that particular blend was, anyway. Forgot the name of the company.

I think someone should make a really kick-ass coffee blend with Male Virility Enhancing Herbs right in it. Call it "3 Pecker Billy Goat Blend" with a little warning label on the packaging: "so hard a cat couldn't scratch it."