THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.

He fires gypsy competitors into adjacent neighborhoods with his big shot. His big shot is slightly modified and consists of a flag pole, elk horns, and inner tube from the rear of a tractor.
 
His urine kills all pests and pathogens, and his manure is the best fertilizer known to man. And yes he can adjust the PSI on that thing to reach even the highest tips of the tallest trees.
 
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His urine kills all pests and pathogens, and his manure is the best fertilizer known to man. And yes he can adjust the PSI on that thing to reach even the highest tips of the tallest trees.

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Instead of getting arrested...he gets honored for (very) decent exposure?
 
HA HA !! only some would know . very cool that you do .
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ha ha, finally read a page of this thread.... this last page.

I'll try to contribute, coming in late.

"He uses his bare hands in place of blocks, which produces less friction then the most quality bearings in the industry."
 
...ties, dresses, and sets a VT with the single flick of the wrist.

...once decided to double crotch and stitched an eye into the tail of the line with a lock of hair, just to see what it felt like.

...once used the rim off an old Mack for a rope bridge ring.

...soft retrieved a friction saver with a 90 ton crane, blindfolded.
 
When the rep makes him take the Stihl HT 131 gasoline powered telescoping pole saw because the 55 foot bucket is too small, it REALLY IS JUST LIKE having a 67 foot bucket.
 
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Sherrilltree charged him cost.......but that was still too high.

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Luke gave him 30% off, but he spit in his face an cold forged it by his bare hands instead.
 
But the editors, give him top respect, as if HE owns the site himself.

We are talking about "the most interesting tree climber in the world" by the way.

Not me.

Therefore, he is the top, of everything.

Everything mine, everything yours.

Play along now.
 

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