THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.

New England Ropes and Samson both have their best scientists hard at work in a desperate race to clone his beard follicles, for use as life support and hitch cordage.
 
Toy companies are in a bidding war for the rights to make action figures of him. But none has the plastics technology available to perfectly render his finely chiseled features and exquisitely contoured body proportions.

Funny ones you guys have posted....always a laugh when this thread bubbles up)
 
The Most Interesting Tree Climber in the World.
"Women of the Trees."

She needs not an ascender to access the crown
For she descends from the clouds
and with a breath
she enters into the life force of the tree
and with a single heart beat, heals all trees that share in its roots system
and with another the tree is in glorious flower
and with another heart beat, no man can resist the tempting fruit
and any seed experiencing her healing touch
germinates to shade a new born.
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Wow. Have you tried writing poetry as more than a hobby? That's good stuff!

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I just imagined the mother of the worlds greatest tree climber.
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