cerviarborist
Very stable member
- Location
- Florida, USA
That too. No entertainer in face makeup is safe.
THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.
- Thread starter Crazy_Jimmy
- Start date
He picked the Packers! Before the game started!
- Location
- ottawa ontario canada
him and mike hunter removes trees with thier 18 inch penis's
ward
Participating member
- Location
- Unincorporated Clackamas, OR
He once charged a customer !0,000 dollars to prune
a japanese maple...and they paid him for it!
a japanese maple...and they paid him for it!
ward
Participating member
- Location
- Unincorporated Clackamas, OR
They pay HIM for his free estimates.
- Location
- California
He did an aerial rescue on himself just to see what it felt like. Not that he'd ever need one...
cerviarborist
Very stable member
- Location
- Florida, USA
New England Ropes and Samson both have their best scientists hard at work in a desperate race to clone his beard follicles, for use as life support and hitch cordage.
Poison Ivy wilts at his touch then breaks out in a rash!
ward
Participating member
- Location
- Unincorporated Clackamas, OR
To the jobsite he is chauffered in limousine,
sipping champagne with the ladies from the modelling agency
sipping champagne with the ladies from the modelling agency
Crazy_Jimmy
Participating member
- Location
- Texas
he has never experienced chafing of any form!!!
macrocarpa
Branched out member
- Location
- Midwest
when winter temperatures reach below -20, merino sheep shepherds put vests made from his fur on the livestock.
Frax
Participating member
Toy companies are in a bidding war for the rights to make action figures of him. But none has the plastics technology available to perfectly render his finely chiseled features and exquisitely contoured body proportions.
Funny ones you guys have posted....always a laugh when this thread bubbles up)
Funny ones you guys have posted....always a laugh when this thread bubbles up)
- Location
- balancing on the edge . . . .
the squirrels call her SISTER as she is one with them.
- Location
- balancing on the edge . . . .
SHE has one awards for her dancing style at 90 foot and more
cerviarborist
Very stable member
- Location
- Florida, USA
Welcome Ladies!
- Location
- central texas
Hey jimmy I think my messages aren't working. I got yours, but mine won't send. I ain't ignoring you or anything bro. My email is andrewmachuca@gmail.com
RopeShield
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Ontario, Canada
The Most Interesting Tree Climber in the World.
"Women of the Trees."
She needs not an ascender to access the crown
For she descends from the clouds
and with a breath
she enters into the life force of the tree
and with a single heart beat, heals all trees that share in its roots system
and with another the tree is in glorious flower
and with another heart beat, no man can resist the tempting fruit
and any seed experiencing her healing touch
germinates to shade a new born.
"Women of the Trees."
She needs not an ascender to access the crown
For she descends from the clouds
and with a breath
she enters into the life force of the tree
and with a single heart beat, heals all trees that share in its roots system
and with another the tree is in glorious flower
and with another heart beat, no man can resist the tempting fruit
and any seed experiencing her healing touch
germinates to shade a new born.
tomthetreeman
Participating member
- Location
- Rhode Island
Wow. Have you tried writing poetry as more than a hobby? That's good stuff!
RopeShield
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Ontario, Canada
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Wow. Have you tried writing poetry as more than a hobby? That's good stuff!
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I just imagined the mother of the worlds greatest tree climber.
Wow. Have you tried writing poetry as more than a hobby? That's good stuff!
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I just imagined the mother of the worlds greatest tree climber.
- Location
- Denver, Colorado
He drinks Bar Oil with his lunch!
